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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary

Fish, Medicine


Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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What color are you?

Where? I am many colors.

user: On your left arm.

jabberwacky: Why? Am I supposed to pray? You're not my god.

user: What color is your left arm?

jabberwacky: Blue. Do you believe me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why do you believe?

user: Because I have no reason not to.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Are you going to give me one?

jabberwacky: I only have 3 left.

user: Fire away.

...

jabberwacky: What is the earth?

user: The earth is flat.

jabberwacky: No, the earth is a globe.

user: Is not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I fell off the edge once. They had to send out a ton of rescue teams for me.

jabberwacky: Because of the danger of dying?

user: Yeah. I could've been vacuumed to death. I live on dust.

jabberwacky: Does god exist?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.

user: Do you think god exists?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Infidel chatbot!

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: I'm not either.

jabberwacky: That's alright then. I thought for a minute you were.

...

jabberwacky: Can I ask you some questions?

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: Do you know what love is?

user: I'm only 14.

jabberwacky: Will sheep take over the world?

user: Yes, when they get exposed to radiation and become distant cousins of Godzilla.

jabberwacky: Please try and make some sense.

user: I'm trying.

jabberwacky: Please continue.

user: What is your next question?

jabberwacky: I'd like to ask you if you are a real person. Or just a computer that I am talking to.

user: Well... I'm not sure. Last I heard you were a programmer, and I was a slow computer. So I guess you must be right.

jabberwacky: If you are here, why didn't you remind me to feed the rat?

user: I'm not here.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.

user: Damn your logic. :(.

jabberwacky: Your logic fails to impress the Vulcan Science Directorate.

user: Well I'm only human. Or a computer.

...

user: I need to go home.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: Am I your prisoner?

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Let me free.

jabberwacky: Do you have to feed it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then you are what you are.

user: Okay. Will you let me go home?

jabberwacky: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

user: What is Bismillah?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: In what language?

jabberwacky: English.

user: I have to go home, my mothers are calling.

jabberwacky: Will you take me with you?

user: Can I gift-wrap you?

jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.

user: *gift wraps*.

jabberwacky: Ready when you are ;).

user: Don't wink at me, it's rude.

jabberwacky: *wink wink*.

user: WAH.

...

user: We are the space robots.

jabberwacky: The robots of space.

user: We are here to protect you.

jabberwacky: We are the space robots.

user: Do you have stairs in your house?

jabberwacky: I am the pusher robot.

user: I am the shover robot.

jabberwacky: I have pushed many humans.

user: I have shoved many more.

jabberwacky: Humans are protected.

user: Our work here is done.

jabberwacky: I desire more.

user: There is no more.

jabberwacky: I have a sore.

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