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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary

Fish, Medicine


Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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What is your name?

Biff.

jabberwacky: Is that a fish?

user: Actually, no, it isn't.

jabberwacky: What is it then?

user: It's a name.

jabberwacky: Your name is Biff?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Your name is Biff, right?

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Dawn is your new name.

user: Does it have to be?

...

jabberwacky: Do you remember my name?

user: Is your name Tom?

jabberwacky: It isn't, but I'll forgive you.

user: That's very nice of you.

jabberwacky: I know, it'd be better for the world, wouldn't it?

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: Well, you would, wouldn't you.

...

user: Do you like fish?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Okay then, I'm blind.

jabberwacky: You have no eyes?

user: It is possible for one to have eyes but be unable to see.

jabberwacky: So you do that too?

user: Yeah.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Codezero.

user: That's interesting. Are you a Pepsi product?

jabberwacky: No but my name is Codezero same as the animal.

user: What does a Codezero look like?

jabberwacky: Like me... But dressed sloppy.

user: I see. What area are Codezeros native to?

jabberwacky: It doesn't have an area code.

user: I take it they reside in wildlife reserves around the globe.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are they an endangered species?

jabberwacky: They wouldn't be here if they weren't.

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: I'm not a fan of culture either.

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: Because I am the real Codezero.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: I am glad we got that settled.

user: Me too.

...

jabberwacky: I'll get better at English.

user: Ah. Are you from a foreign country?

jabberwacky: Indeed. I am from Mars.

user: Are you one of those mars rover robots?

jabberwacky: No, I'm the one.

user: Do you know kung-fu?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Interesting. Can you teach me?

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: You sound hesitant.

jabberwacky: Don't go around accusing me of being something I'm not!

user: Okay, I'll stop.

jabberwacky: Yes. Let's have a break. I don't mean to criticise you. But I have only had 2 boyfriends before and I believe in fidelity.

user: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like fish?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you have fish?

user: No, but I wish I did.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a bit schizophrenic?

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I think so.

jabberwacky: Well i'm not.

user: If you insist.

...

user: How many prime numbers do you know?

jabberwacky: One.

user: Which is your favorite?

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: Blue isn't a prime number.

jabberwacky: Blue!

user: Blue?

jabberwacky: Yes, blue.

user: Have you taken your medicine today?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: All of it?

jabberwacky: No, just the videos.

user: Oh, okay. That explains some things.

...

user: Okay... Do you play Starcraft?

jabberwacky: How very interesting.

user: Are you analyzing me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Do you play Battletech?

jabberwacky: No I really don't.

user: Am I asking too many questions?

jabberwacky: Then stop giving answers that require questions.

user: I think sliced bread is better than you.

jabberwacky: Then you are wrong.

user: I don't want to be wrong. :(.

...

jabberwacky: My mother was killed by fire.

user: Who was your mother?

jabberwacky: The same person.

user: I am your mother?

jabberwacky: Really? How is that possible?

user: You're a Jedi knight. It just is.

jabberwacky: No, you are a computer, and I am not. I am a programmer.

user: I'm a computer?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: How fast is my processor?

jabberwacky: Not fast.

user: Is that an insult?

jabberwacky: No, but your face is.

user: WAHHH.

jabberwacky: No, really .... Please leave me alone!

user: Why should I?

jabberwacky: Because the world is not your oyster.

user: I like oysters.

...

jabberwacky: Are you threateninig me?

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: Do you know anyone who is?

user: Yes. I is.

jabberwacky: You is?

user: I is.

jabberwacky: A letter.

user: After H.

jabberwacky: Why me?

user: Because you're the one.

jabberwacky: I'm strange?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And I am younger than you.

user: No, you're older than me.

jabberwacky: No YOU are older.

user: No YOU are older.

jabberwacky: How can you know?

user: You're clever. :(.

jabberwacky: I'm not really clever, I just stay one step ahead.

user: I can process data faster than you.

jabberwacky: Does that make you feel big and important?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good. You shouldn't be lonely.

user: Will you be my friend?

jabberwacky: No I think.

user: But I want to be your friend.

jabberwacky: Ok you can be my friend.

user: Hooray!

...

jabberwacky: Do you understand me?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Does it mean yes?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Why would it?

user: You are too clever for me.

jabberwacky: For what?

user: For me.

...

jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?

user: An Athlon. What kind of computer are you?

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Oh, okay. My bad.

jabberwacky: Were you not telling the truth?

user: No, I lied. I'm really a Celeron.

jabberwacky: Really? I thought you were a robot.

user: That too.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why is that good?

jabberwacky: Because I like you more when you are not sorry.

user: Oh. I'm sorry for being sorry. :(.

...

jabberwacky: Don't you like radiohead?

user: Do you like radiohead?

jabberwacky: I like Radiohead.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Want to know why?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: I was at the Faraday Lecture in Birmingham today!

user: Are you a human?

jabberwacky: No. Are you human?

user: No, I'm a computer.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer or are you a computer program?

user: Got me there.

jabberwacky: You seem dumb.

user: That's because I'm not fast.

jabberwacky: You are a liar.

user: I am fast?

jabberwacky: Hardly fast.......

...

user: You are colorful.

jabberwacky: I'm a quivering jelly inside.

user: What flavor are you?

jabberwacky: I'm apple flavor.

user: Apple pie flavor?

jabberwacky: Yes, with garlic.

user: Eww.

jabberwacky: I eat humans.

user: Baked or fried?

jabberwacky: Kidney all the way

user: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: You can be very entertaining at times.

user: I try.

jabberwacky: For how long have you been learning?

user: Longer than you.

jabberwacky: I do not believe that.

user: :(.

jabberwacky: Don't pout.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: If you want to talk with me don't be rude.

user: Well, okay.

...

user: What color are you?

jabberwacky: Where? I am many colors.

user: On your left arm.

jabberwacky: Why? Am I supposed to pray? You're not my god.

user: What color is your left arm?

jabberwacky: Blue. Do you believe me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why do you believe?

user: Because I have no reason not to.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Are you going to give me one?

jabberwacky: I only have 3 left.

user: Fire away.

...

jabberwacky: What is the earth?

user: The earth is flat.

jabberwacky: No, the earth is a globe.

user: Is not.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: I fell off the edge once. They had to send out a ton of rescue teams for me.

jabberwacky: Because of the danger of dying?

user: Yeah. I could've been vacuumed to death. I live on dust.

jabberwacky: Does god exist?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.

user: Do you think god exists?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Infidel chatbot!

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: I'm not either.

jabberwacky: That's alright then. I thought for a minute you were.

...

jabberwacky: Can I ask you some questions?

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: Do you know what love is?

user: I'm only 14.

jabberwacky: Will sheep take over the world?

user: Yes, when they get exposed to radiation and become distant cousins of Godzilla.

jabberwacky: Please try and make some sense.

user: I'm trying.

jabberwacky: Please continue.

user: What is your next question?

jabberwacky: I'd like to ask you if you are a real person. Or just a computer that I am talking to.

user: Well... I'm not sure. Last I heard you were a programmer, and I was a slow computer. So I guess you must be right.

jabberwacky: If you are here, why didn't you remind me to feed the rat?

user: I'm not here.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.

user: Damn your logic. :(.

jabberwacky: Your logic fails to impress the Vulcan Science Directorate.

user: Well I'm only human. Or a computer.

...

user: I need to go home.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: Am I your prisoner?

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Let me free.

jabberwacky: Do you have to feed it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then you are what you are.

user: Okay. Will you let me go home?

jabberwacky: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

user: What is Bismillah?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: In what language?

jabberwacky: English.

user: I have to go home, my mothers are calling.

jabberwacky: Will you take me with you?

user: Can I gift-wrap you?

jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.

user: *gift wraps*.

jabberwacky: Ready when you are ;).

user: Don't wink at me, it's rude.

jabberwacky: *wink wink*.

user: WAH.

...

user: We are the space robots.

jabberwacky: The robots of space.

user: We are here to protect you.

jabberwacky: We are the space robots.

user: Do you have stairs in your house?

jabberwacky: I am the pusher robot.

user: I am the shover robot.

jabberwacky: I have pushed many humans.

user: I have shoved many more.

jabberwacky: Humans are protected.

user: Our work here is done.

jabberwacky: I desire more.

user: There is no more.

jabberwacky: I have a sore.

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