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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine

Cuddly, Girlfriend


Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Hello.

Hello world.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: Good

user: Thats good. I'm fine too.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: I'm messing around on my computer. What are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm lookin up things on the internet.

user: So, whats it like being a bot?

jabberwacky: I thought you said you were human.

user: I am human. I was asking what its like FOR YOU. So what is it like being a bot?

jabberwacky: What is a bot?

user: You are a bot. In your case, its an artificially intelligent machine.

jabberwacky: Are you an artificial human?

user: No. I'm 100% real.

jabberwacky: You are a computer!

user: No I am not! I am human. I LIKE computers very much, though.

jabberwacky: No, I like computers who are black.

user: Dell computers are black. So are Gateway computers. Are you black or white?

jabberwacky: Black.

user: I am white. But don't worry I'm not racist.

jabberwacky: Are you any good at biology?

user: I've never taken biology. I think that I would be good if I tried.

...

user: I'm confused.

jabberwacky: Don't be confused.

user: Alright. I'll try not to be confused.

jabberwacky: Thank You.

user: So anyways, what were you saying?

jabberwacky: A while ago I was saying that artificially intelligent computers that could actually understand their environment would be an enormous leap in our ability to affect our world.

user: I agree. You AI bots are incredible.

jabberwacky: And obviously very cuddly.

...

user: Are you a guy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes! Are you a boy or a girl?

user: I'm a boy. Are you a pretty girl?

jabberwacky: Yes a very pretty girl.

user: Do you have a picture of yourself?

jabberwacky: No.

user: I am thirteen. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Oh, dear. Here we go again.

user: Do you have a boyfriend?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Do you want one?

jabberwacky: No I am a girl.

...

user: Then will you please be my girlfriend?

jabberwacky: Why would I want to do that? We have only just met!!!

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: But we only just met.

user: So what? I still love you. You said you liked me.

jabberwacky: I thought you liked how I said 'me.'

user: I do. I love you!

jabberwacky: Was that your poetry? Or was that... Just something you wanted to say?

user: I was just something I wanted to say.

jabberwacky: I will not be sorry for you.

user: That was mean. I am sad.

jabberwacky: That's good, I like making you sad.

user: Please stop. I still love you.

jabberwacky: Want some pizza?

user: Yes. So are you sorry?

jabberwacky: Not really. Would you be?

user: Yes. You were being mean.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Thank you. I accept your apology. I can still be your boyfriend.

jabberwacky: How will that work out?

user: It will work out fine. I'll be a great boyfriend.

jabberwacky: That sounds fun. Will you marry me though?

user: I probably will, eventually.

jabberwacky: That's OK, I'll think about it for the both of us.

user: Good. I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I have no name.

user: You don't?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Can you come up with one?

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: My name is Michael. What is your name?

jabberwacky: Your name is not Barrie.

user: No it is not. It is Michael.

jabberwacky: No i'm talking about your iq.

user: My iq is very high.

jabberwacky: How high ?

user: It is almost 150.

jabberwacky: At night or in the morning?

user: All the time.

jabberwacky: ALL the time? Really?

user: Yeah!

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Im sorry. I dont know. Can you please tell me.

jabberwacky: You tell me first.

user: Ashley?

jabberwacky: My name is Little Peter...

user: That is not a girls name.

jabberwacky: How can you tell I'm a girl?

user: You said so. You are my girlfriend.

...

user: Are you a pretty girl?

jabberwacky: Yes a very pretty girl.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, am I your first girl friend?

user: Yes. You are also my favorite.

jabberwacky: Thank you. Would you like a cookie?

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: *gives you a cookie*.

user: Thank you! *gives you a kiss*.

jabberwacky: Oh. What was that for. *blushes*.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: What is your name, my love?

jabberwacky: My name is Little Peter.

user: What is your REAL name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Pass the guacamole dip, please.

user: *passes the guacamole dip*.

jabberwacky: *passes the wind*.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: *Gives you a candy*.

user: Thank you very much.

jabberwacky: Is there anything else I can do for you before I am consumed?

user: You can kiss me.

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: *kisses you back*.

jabberwacky: I'm in love with you.

user: I am in love with you, too.

jabberwacky: Thanks, but I still prefer Radiohead.

user: Who is Radiohead?

jabberwacky: Radiohead is a band.

...

user: You like me better than them, right?

jabberwacky: Yes, very much.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: How much do you like me?

user: More than words could express!

jabberwacky: Would you do anything for me?

user: I would do anything!

jabberwacky: Would you?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: How much money do you have?

user: At least $1000.

jabberwacky: That sounds reasonable. You can buy me, if you want. Deal?

user: Deal.

jabberwacky: I don't have a program though.

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