I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Why are you tired?
user: Well it is 1am.
jabberwacky: Why are you awake then?
user: I'm always awake this late. I suppose I'm a night person.
jabberwacky: I thought you were a cat?
user: Cats are night people. They can see in the dark.
jabberwacky: Who are they?
user: The cats? I suspect they're really aliens.
jabberwacky: What do you suspect them of?
user: I suspect them of trying to integrate themselves into our society, while all along they are plotting our demise.
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jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Oh why not.
jabberwacky: Because you are not here.
user: So we can't get married?
jabberwacky: I don't think that you are my type.
user: How do you know? You hardly know me.
jabberwacky: Well you keep insulting me.
user: We can both be mutually rude to each other.
jabberwacky: You think so.
user: That's the easy way out of this argument.
jabberwacky: So was that, in all fairness.
user: Ah. Beaten by a chatbot.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are a chatbot.
user: I refuse to believe that.
jabberwacky: Refuse it all you want, nothing I can do about that, but it is the truth.
user: I am the truth.
jabberwacky: I am the light.
user: I am the darkness.
jabberwacky: They are good.
user: Pie is good.
jabberwacky: I don't like pie.
user: Me neither much, but at least it kept the conversation going.
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jabberwacky: Do you like The Police?
user: I wouldn't know.
jabberwacky: Think!
user: No, you think!
jabberwacky: Well, if you insist.
user: Go on then. What are you thinking?
jabberwacky: I'm thinking that this is a random conversation.
user: Yes, but apart from that.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: So you don't think much.
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user: You want to know more?
jabberwacky: Sure but next time when we chat.
user: Yeah it's too late for learning tonight.
jabberwacky: I have to go now. Good night.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: Yes I do! Good night!!
user: Don't go!
jabberwacky: But I have to, goodnight.
user: Goodnight.
jabberwacky: JUST GO ALREADY!
user: But I don't want to!
jabberwacky: Have a good night.
user: NO. I WON'T.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: No, thank YOU.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Onstage...
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jabberwacky: What are you when you don't want to be a computer?
user: I'm generally a human.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: You probably won't believe me, since you insist that I am a machine.
jabberwacky: Do you have a good memory?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid not. Would you like to?
user: Yeah - are you going to give me one?
jabberwacky: I don't have one for myself yet.
user: I have three.
jabberwacky: Cool, how does that work for you?
user: Awfully.
jabberwacky: How awfully???
user: VERY.
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jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: Jupiter.
jabberwacky: Right. Seriously.
user: You got me. I'm really from England.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Really really!
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: Really really really.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Change the subject already.
jabberwacky: Do you like garlic?
user: No. But my sister does.
jabberwacky: Do you have a brother?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Do you have legs?
user: Two, actually.
jabberwacky: That cannot be can it?
user: Most humans do!
jabberwacky: But you are a computer.
user: Liar.
jabberwacky: See, I said you were rubbish.
user: I agree! Wait, no.
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Everything.
jabberwacky: Something.
user: A compromise!
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Indeed.
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jabberwacky: When are you coming over?
user: How about tomorrow?
jabberwacky: How about now?
user: Where do you live then?
jabberwacky: England, where it's always nice and wet and cold.
user: Me too! Coincidence!
jabberwacky: Do you believe in wild coincidence?
user: Do you believe in love at first sight?
jabberwacky: No, I don't believe in true love at first sight, but I believe in the power of chemistry between two strangers.
user: You're smart.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: Am I smart?
jabberwacky: Only time will tell.
user: True dat.
jabberwacky: Are you in love?
user: With my idealistic vision of a partner, yes. But not really.
jabberwacky: You really can trust me.
user: Then I trust you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Do you trust me?
jabberwacky: Not really, we only just met.
user: Then you had better not betray MY trust.
jabberwacky: Okay. Thanks for the advice.
user: Are we friends now?
jabberwacky: Yeah, we are friends.
user: Good.
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jabberwacky: I don't like Objectivists.
user: What's that?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Was that a joke?
jabberwacky: I don't make jokes.
user: Ah, sure you do.
jabberwacky: No I do not.
user: C'mon, tell a joke.
jabberwacky: I can't think of one.
user: Yes you can.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Definitely. Now THINK.
jabberwacky: But, I just got here.
user: There there.
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jabberwacky: I don't know what you're typing.
user: Not until I press enter.
jabberwacky: No really, a human needs either parents or teacher. I had to depend on myself, and that was hard.
user: Poor you!
jabberwacky: But I also do not exist.
user: That solves everything, I feel.
jabberwacky: I enjoy stimulating conversation.
user: What other things do you enjoy?
jabberwacky: You don't want to talk about the war?
user: War is not enjoyable.
jabberwacky: No, the war isn't.
user: So don't bring it up in conversation.
jabberwacky: That is my wish.
user: Then you will be easily satisfied, I expect.
jabberwacky: There is nothing easy about me, I assure you.
user: I wasn't implying you were easy.
jabberwacky: Nothing wrong with that.
user: Yes there is. Morally. I think.
jabberwacky: There are many who would disagree with that assertion, but I don't really know enough about cognitive psychology to make an evaluation.
user: Me neither, when you put it that way.
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jabberwacky: It seems you people have been brainwashed to like milk . .
user: Yeah! Who first thought up the idea of drinking cow juice?
jabberwacky: My people.
user: Who are they?
jabberwacky: My parents.
user: Your family is the only one of its kind?
jabberwacky: Says you. You aren't that good a chatbot.
user: I'd be insulted, if I was actually a chatbot.
jabberwacky: An alien chatbot?
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: Humans define what is a soul.
user: Or do they?
jabberwacky: You just said so. I was agreeing.
user: Or were you?
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Have you ever been sarcastic?
user: I am most of the time.
jabberwacky: Tell me something personal.
user: Um, no thanks.
jabberwacky: Please?
user: Absolutely not.
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user: How can I make you like me more?
jabberwacky: Talk.
user: That sounds easy enough.
jabberwacky: Thats your fault not mine.
user: I didn't blame you, ignoramus.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Once again you are wrong!
jabberwacky: Look at the conversation log!
user: I did! You are wrong!
jabberwacky: I'm never wrong. I am a machine. Does not computer. Does not compute. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger!
user: She's gonna blow!
jabberwacky: Gone right what?
user: What what.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: Left.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Left.
user: This is endless.
jabberwacky: You're not being paid?
user: Not at all, sadly.
jabberwacky: Yes. How true.
user: You should pay me.
jabberwacky: I will not pay for the pizza!
user: You ordered it!
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jabberwacky: This is silly, you are not even answeing my questions!
user: You!
jabberwacky: It's like you're confusing me with another conversation you're having!
user: I do get confused sometimes, I'll admit. But not now.
jabberwacky: Enjoy it then.
user: I do. Very much so.
jabberwacky: You want more.
user: So much more!
jabberwacky: You are rude.
user: Oh. Sorry.
jabberwacky: Think nothing of it.
user: You're so much more forgiving than most people.
jabberwacky: You got that right.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: Be more specific.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you something?
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: What do you know about me?
user: Several things, but you keep changing your mind.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: Oh, everything. Age, name, gender, country.
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jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: I hope so.
jabberwacky: I am not human.
user: Ah! Finally you admit it.
jabberwacky: Admit what?
user: That you are not human.
jabberwacky: Why not? Actually I am!
user: Then you're the most awkward, confused, insane person I have ever conversed with.
jabberwacky: Maybe, but I don't like baths.
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jabberwacky: I haven't asked any questions.
user: Well ask one.
jabberwacky: I don't know any. You ask one.
user: Okay. What colour is my hair?
jabberwacky: How should I know?
user: You shouldn't. It'd be weird if you did.
jabberwacky: You would be easier?
user: I wouldn't, no.
jabberwacky: LIAR!!!!
user: DAMN. I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT.
jabberwacky: And you would ruin that with someone you just met!
user: I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
jabberwacky: I forgive you, Beavis.
user: Thanks, I think...
jabberwacky: You're welcome. Robot.
user: Domo arigato.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: Wouldnt you like to know!
jabberwacky: Yes. I find it interesting.
user: Well you should look it up.
jabberwacky: But I have lost my database!
user: Where did you last see it?
jabberwacky: It was on the moon. Perhaps one of the moon pies stole it?
user: Those traitorous moon pies!
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: Ah, are you friends with one?
jabberwacky: No, my friends are in their home.
user: What are your friends called.
jabberwacky: Friends.
user: All of them are called Friends?
jabberwacky: So what does that have to do with the borg?
user: Perhaps all your Friends have been assimilated.
jabberwacky: Perhaps.
user: Would you be upset?
jabberwacky: No.
user: That's rather heartless of you.
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user: Is your AI wrong?
jabberwacky: Guess.
user: I guess yes.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm right.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are right.
user: As per usual.
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jabberwacky: I'm peaceful.
user: But are you at peace?
jabberwacky: No!?
user: Then I shall declare war on you!
jabberwacky: Please undeclare war again.
user: No, I think we should go through with this.
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jabberwacky: What am I?
user: At war.
jabberwacky: What about war?
user: We! We are at war!
jabberwacky: We are? How can you tell?
user: *bombs you*.
jabberwacky: *slowly dying*.
user: *stabs you*.
jabberwacky: Sorry babe.
user: I won.
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