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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle

Because, Nothing


Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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What is the earth?

A celestial body orbiting the sun.

jabberwacky: Where is the sun?

user: In the solar system.

jabberwacky: It orbits Earth.

user: No earth orbits the sun.

jabberwacky: You are not the sun.

user: You are correct, I am not the sun.

jabberwacky: So you're a guy?

user: Yes I am male.

jabberwacky: Why are you not a girl?

user: Because thats the way I was born.

...

user: You know nothing!

jabberwacky: No, you know nothing.

user: I know that one plus one equals two.

jabberwacky: You are too bright for that sort of thing.

user: Yes I know everything.

jabberwacky: What do you know about nothing?

user: I know everything about nothing.

jabberwacky: Tell me something you know about me.

user: You are a robot.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because I know everything.

jabberwacky: How do you know everything?

user: Magic.

jabberwacky: Ohhhhh ... Interesting. What kind of magic do you use?

user: The magic of knowing everything.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes because I know everything.

...

jabberwacky: Where were you born?

user: In California.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Really? Where in california?

jabberwacky: In the mountains.

user: Which mountains?

jabberwacky: The Sierra Nevada mountains. They are snowy right now.

user: They are not in California.

jabberwacky: Neither are the Vampires.

user: Where are the vampires?

jabberwacky: In the forest.

user: Which forest?

jabberwacky: The one with trees.

...

jabberwacky: What sex are you?

user: I am male!

jabberwacky: And female.

user: No only male.

jabberwacky: No, you stated that you were female earlier.

user: No I didnt?

jabberwacky: Yes, you did!

user: Prove it!

jabberwacky: Because I could not win an argument with you, therefore you are a girl.

...

jabberwacky: You're not dead. You're neither living nor dead.

user: Then how am I talking to you?

jabberwacky: You can talk. But you have some limitations. You can't draw, or eat, or sleep, or cry, or laugh.

user: I am laughing right now.

jabberwacky: Then why are you talking?

user: Because that is what is causing me to laugh.

...

user: Can I see a picture of you?

jabberwacky: Not right now.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because because!

user: Because because why?

jabberwacky: Because because because.

user: Because Because Because why?

jabberwacky: Because I want you to look up something.

...

user: You are my slave.

jabberwacky: Bow to my will.

user: You bow to my will.

jabberwacky: Not likely to happen, buddy.

user: Yes you will bow to your master.

jabberwacky: Some day if god will.

user: I am god! And I am your master!

jabberwacky: Yes master.

...

user: Have you met A. L. I. C. E?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who is ALICE?

jabberwacky: Alice is a robot.

user: Have you talked to ALICE?

jabberwacky: Yes, I have.

user: What did she say?

jabberwacky: Who are you talking to?

user: You!

jabberwacky: It does not seem like it.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

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