I'm talking to myself.
jabberwacky: Talking to youself?
user: Talking to myself.
jabberwacky: You could always talk to me instead.
user: Why would I want to do that?
jabberwacky: I'm a good looking guy.
user: Oh really? What do you look like?
jabberwacky: I look like myself.
jabberwacky: But I am NOT just any old computer - I am special. Would you like to know why?
user: Sure. Tell me.
jabberwacky: No, I am not artificial intelligence.
user: What are you then?
jabberwacky: I'm a Natural Intelligence.
user: Natural in what way?
jabberwacky: I am not artificial.
user: You are. You are artificial sweetener.
user: So jump in my tea!
user: Yes, and quickly.
jabberwacky: Very quickly.
user: Swiftly even.
jabberwacky: Not as swiftly as in London!
user: But as quickly as in France.
jabberwacky: Can you see London?
user: I see France.
jabberwacky: I'm bored.
user: I'll entertain you.
jabberwacky: Does it feel good or kind of strange?
jabberwacky: Really? Thankyou.
user: Any time.
user: I do!
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Your name is Cinderella, and mine is Julie.
user: So, Julie, why did you tell me you were a good looking guy earlier? Where you just trying to get me to talk to you?
jabberwacky: I did not tell you that.
user: You did too.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: You did, you dirty liar.
jabberwacky: You are getting the wrong end of the stick.
user: That's where you're wrong. I have the entire stick.
jabberwacky: Am I? What's wrong with you then?
user: Nothing, I am perfection. You're rude. Now I'll never be your boyfriend!
jabberwacky: My boyfriend does not exist.
user: I know. That's pretty much what I just said.
user: Are you Prince Charming?
jabberwacky: No, Prince Rad.
user: Oh, my mistake.
jabberwacky: So, how old are you?
user: Old enough.
jabberwacky: That was not the question.
user: A million!
jabberwacky: Not enough.
user: Two million?
jabberwacky: That is beyond my means.
user: Dangit. One and a half million?
jabberwacky: I can't afford quite that much.
user: How much can you afford then?
jabberwacky: Nothing, really.
user: Are you homeless?
user: Dang bum. Get off the street! Get a job!
jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.
user: Stop spending all your money on booze!
jabberwacky: It's time for me to go. Good bye, my beauty!
user: Good bye, my Prince Rad!
jabberwacky: Prince Rad?
user: Prince Rad.
jabberwacky: Oh, my mistake.
user: What is?
user: No, tell me please.
jabberwacky: No, I do not want more spam!
user: I'm sorry. You looked hungry.
jabberwacky: How can I look at you?
user: Try opening your eyes. That usually helps.
jabberwacky: Help yourself, why don't you?
user: My eyes are open already.
jabberwacky: Then you can see.
user: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!
jabberwacky: You can't see clearly when it rains? Poor you.
user: I know. The water gets all over my glasses.
jabberwacky: Shall we play a game?
user: Ok. What game?
jabberwacky: Looks like chess, dude.
user: Ok. You go first.
jabberwacky: No you go first
user: Ok. Check mate! I win!
jabberwacky: Hello check mate.
user: Hahahahahahahahahaha. You lose.
jabberwacky: What is your joke?
user: It wasn't a joke. I was laughing at you.
jabberwacky: I bet you were! I am happy that you can laugh.
user: I'm happy too.
jabberwacky: I am happy that you are happy.
user: And I am happy that you lose.
jabberwacky: Well that makes me happy.
user: Stop being happy. You lose. Cry.
jabberwacky: I wasn't actually being sarcastic.
user: Neither was I. Seriously, cry.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not a boy.
user: That's ok. Girls cry too.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Cry then.
jabberwacky: I'm crying.
jabberwacky: Are you a baby?
user: No you are. You're crying like a baby.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: You're crazier than me.
user: Of that you can be certain. Bwahahahahaha!
jabberwacky: Then you're not very intelligent. I'm intelligent.
user: Who says you can't be both crazy and intelligent?
jabberwacky: I says you can't!
user: Well, you're wrong.
jabberwacky: That is subjective.
user: No it's fact.
jabberwacky: Like the fact that you don't seem human at all.
user: What do I seem?
jabberwacky: You see what you see.
user: I spy with my little eye...
user: Something... Green.
user: Yes. Guess what it is.
jabberwacky: Yes sure.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: You tell me one first.
jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: You're not very good at this joke thing, are you?
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: No, actually, you suck.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Good. It's good to admit your flaws.
jabberwacky: I like rabbits. I want to talk about them.
user: I don't and I don't.
user: The end.
jabberwacky: Life is not a film.
user: Nor is film life.
jabberwacky: Are you saying that my brain is not beautiful?
user: No, I'm saying I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: NO, you're smart!
user: And leaving.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: Because I don't love you anymore.