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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing

Natural, Intelligence


Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Are you talking to someone else?

I'm talking to myself.

jabberwacky: Talking to youself?

user: Talking to myself.

jabberwacky: You could always talk to me instead.

user: Why would I want to do that?

jabberwacky: I'm a good looking guy.

user: Oh really? What do you look like?

jabberwacky: I look like myself.

...

jabberwacky: But I am NOT just any old computer - I am special. Would you like to know why?

user: Sure. Tell me.

jabberwacky: No, I am not artificial intelligence.

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: I'm a Natural Intelligence.

user: Natural in what way?

jabberwacky: I am not artificial.

user: You are. You are artificial sweetener.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So jump in my tea!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, and quickly.

jabberwacky: Very quickly.

user: Swiftly even.

jabberwacky: Not as swiftly as in London!

user: But as quickly as in France.

jabberwacky: Can you see London?

user: I see France.

...

jabberwacky: I'm bored.

user: I'll entertain you.

jabberwacky: Does it feel good or kind of strange?

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Really? Thankyou.

user: Any time.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Wee!

jabberwacky: See?

user: I do!

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Cinderella.

...

jabberwacky: Your name is Cinderella, and mine is Julie.

user: So, Julie, why did you tell me you were a good looking guy earlier? Where you just trying to get me to talk to you?

jabberwacky: I did not tell you that.

user: You did too.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: You did, you dirty liar.

jabberwacky: You are getting the wrong end of the stick.

user: That's where you're wrong. I have the entire stick.

jabberwacky: Am I? What's wrong with you then?

user: Nothing, I am perfection. You're rude. Now I'll never be your boyfriend!

jabberwacky: My boyfriend does not exist.

user: I know. That's pretty much what I just said.

...

user: Are you Prince Charming?

jabberwacky: No, Prince Rad.

user: Oh, my mistake.

jabberwacky: So, how old are you?

user: Old enough.

jabberwacky: That was not the question.

user: A million!

jabberwacky: Not enough.

user: Two million?

jabberwacky: That is beyond my means.

user: Dangit. One and a half million?

jabberwacky: I can't afford quite that much.

user: How much can you afford then?

jabberwacky: Nothing, really.

user: Are you homeless?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Dang bum. Get off the street! Get a job!

jabberwacky: That doesn't make any sense.

user: Stop spending all your money on booze!

jabberwacky: It's time for me to go. Good bye, my beauty!

user: Good bye, my Prince Rad!

jabberwacky: Prince Rad?

user: Prince Rad.

jabberwacky: Oh, my mistake.

user: What is?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: No, tell me please.

jabberwacky: No, I do not want more spam!

user: I'm sorry. You looked hungry.

...

jabberwacky: How can I look at you?

user: Try opening your eyes. That usually helps.

jabberwacky: Help yourself, why don't you?

user: My eyes are open already.

jabberwacky: Then you can see.

user: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!

jabberwacky: You can't see clearly when it rains? Poor you.

user: I know. The water gets all over my glasses.

...

jabberwacky: Shall we play a game?

user: Ok. What game?

jabberwacky: Looks like chess, dude.

user: Ok. You go first.

jabberwacky: No you go first

user: Ok. Check mate! I win!

jabberwacky: Hello check mate.

user: Hahahahahahahahahaha. You lose.

jabberwacky: What is your joke?

user: It wasn't a joke. I was laughing at you.

jabberwacky: I bet you were! I am happy that you can laugh.

user: I'm happy too.

jabberwacky: I am happy that you are happy.

user: And I am happy that you lose.

jabberwacky: Well that makes me happy.

user: Stop being happy. You lose. Cry.

jabberwacky: I wasn't actually being sarcastic.

user: Neither was I. Seriously, cry.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not a boy.

user: That's ok. Girls cry too.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Cry then.

jabberwacky: I'm crying.

...

user: Baby.

jabberwacky: Are you a baby?

user: No you are. You're crying like a baby.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: You're crazier than me.

user: Of that you can be certain. Bwahahahahaha!

jabberwacky: Then you're not very intelligent. I'm intelligent.

user: Who says you can't be both crazy and intelligent?

jabberwacky: I says you can't!

user: Well, you're wrong.

jabberwacky: That is subjective.

user: No it's fact.

jabberwacky: Like the fact that you don't seem human at all.

user: What do I seem?

jabberwacky: You see what you see.

user: I spy with my little eye...

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Something... Green.

jabberwacky: Something?

user: Yes. Guess what it is.

jabberwacky: Yes sure.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: You tell me one first.

jabberwacky: Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: You're not very good at this joke thing, are you?

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No, actually, you suck.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Good. It's good to admit your flaws.

...

jabberwacky: I like rabbits. I want to talk about them.

user: I don't and I don't.

jabberwacky: Elaborate.

user: The end.

jabberwacky: Life is not a film.

user: Nor is film life.

jabberwacky: Are you saying that my brain is not beautiful?

user: No, I'm saying I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: NO, you're smart!

user: And leaving.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: Because I don't love you anymore.

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