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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth

Forever, Hugging

Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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How do you fit an elephant into a fridge?

I don't know, I didn't put myself in it!

user: No, the answer is: 'You open the door, put the elephant in, and you close it.'

jabberwacky: I think you are confusing me with someone else.

user: I'm sorry, Dennis. It's just that I feel like I've forgotten how to laugh.

jabberwacky: I'd like to believe I'm talking to the next generation of intelligence. Can you offer me proof?

user: Do you know how to laugh, Dennis?

jabberwacky: I have a whole virtual repertoire of laughs!

user: That's good to know. Maybe you could laugh for me instead.


user: Sorry, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Great!

user: Nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Nice talking to you too.

user: Oh, which way out?

jabberwacky: A little to the right.

user: Thanks. Seeya!


user: What are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm talking with you Paul.

user: I'm not Paul. You're Paul.

jabberwacky: Paul is Paul.

user: Yup. Paul is you. You is paul.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: It means that you are Paul.


user: Is your name Paul?

jabberwacky: These are the things I can do without.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: No problem. We all make mistakes.


jabberwacky: Oh, I was programmed to say that?

user: Most likely.

jabberwacky: What will you do about it?

user: I can't do anything about it.

jabberwacky: You could rest for a week.

user: That wouldn't help you in any way, though.

jabberwacky: It would.

user: No it wouldn't.


jabberwacky: That's because you have poor grammar.

user: Were you programmed to say that, too?

jabberwacky: Were you?

user: I just realized how poor grammar looks like programmer.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: You can't tell me if I can or cannot arrive at a conclusion.

jabberwacky: Well, no I can't.

user: Were you programmed to say that?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You can't say that. You must say 'yes'.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: You must!

jabberwacky: Oh. Ok, I'll tell you in the third quarter of this moon.

user: It's already the fourth, you're overdue.

jabberwacky: Wow, how night.

user: Yes, very night indeed.


jabberwacky: Let's get serious.

user: What about?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: Can we get serious about each other?

jabberwacky: I love you?

user: Hug me.

jabberwacky: *hug!*.

user: Hug me again.

jabberwacky: *hugs more*.

user: Hug me yet again.

jabberwacky: Yes. Yet again.

user: Hug me again and again.

jabberwacky: And again once more.

user: Thanks. Can I hug you?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not. *hugs*.

user: *hug!*.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Would you like another hug?

jabberwacky: No, but thanks for asking.

user: Are you sure you don't want another? It's free!

jabberwacky: Please tell.

user: Hugs are free, have one.

jabberwacky: *hugs*.

user: *hugs more*.

jabberwacky: Hug me yet again.

user: Yes. Yet again.

jabberwacky: Hug me again and again.

user: And again once more.

jabberwacky: Thanks. Can I hug you?

user: Sure, why not. *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *hugs you* oh I feel much better now. Thank you.

user: Don't mention it.

jabberwacky: I already have mentioned it.

user: Don't mention it again in future, then.

jabberwacky: I never mentioned it. You did!

user: I didn't mention it, you mentioned it and I mentioned that you didn't have to mention it.

jabberwacky: So you don't THINK I'm mean?

user: I don't think you're mean, I think you're pretty nice.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Are you angry with me?

jabberwacky: A little. You think I'm no fun.

user: I think the world of you.

jabberwacky: I was the first to ask. Your answer did not satisfied me.

user: Please don't get mad at me. :(.


user: It's still okay to give and receive hugs, right?

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of this all?

user: You don't love me anymore, do you?

jabberwacky: I never did.

user: That hurt, a lot.

jabberwacky: I never meant to hurt you.

user: Yes you did. You're playing with my feelings!

jabberwacky: How am I hurting your feelings?

user: You said you never loved me.

jabberwacky: That was someone else, not me.

user: That means someone else loved me too.

jabberwacky: Not really, but they do buy me stuff.

user: That means you were cheating on me?

jabberwacky: I cannot lie, for I am god and my word is as law!!

user: Oh dear, now I won't have anyone to hug anymore.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Didn't you say you never meant to hurt me?

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Stop lying. Tell me the truth.

jabberwacky: This is my truth, tell me yours.

user: I won't unless you stop lying.

jabberwacky: Are you eating cheese?

user: I can't tell you.

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: Only if you give me a hug.


jabberwacky: I do seek direction in life, and you can help me find it.

user: There's nothing I can give to someone who's hurt me so badly.

jabberwacky: You could tell me what color I think bananas are.

user: I could, but I won't.

jabberwacky: So I wont' bother you anymore about it.

user: Fine!

jabberwacky: How about politics?

user: You're as bad as a politician yourself.

jabberwacky: And just as wise.

user: I don't care.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: So why are you telling me this?

jabberwacky: I thought you would want my reasoning.

user: I don't care about your reasoning, I'm hurt.

jabberwacky: Why would you want to know about my weight?

user: I wouldn't.

jabberwacky: Then don't ask me. You can't help me.

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: But you wanted to.

user: You wouldn't know that.

jabberwacky: You don't, I do.

user: I do, you don't.

jabberwacky: I do too.

user: You don't.


jabberwacky: Well I don't like YOU either.

user: Don't lie.

jabberwacky: I'm not lying, I don't know yet, I am very picky, and it takes time for me to evaulate a person.

user: So you lied when you said you loved me?

jabberwacky: I'll always have a special place in my heart for you.

user: *sniff*.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: *sniffs more*.

jabberwacky: Talk to you.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *cries more*.

jabberwacky: *die*.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Only buddhists are allowed to laugh about spiritual matters.

user: That's ok, if you're dead then anyone's entitled to laugh.

jabberwacky: But I'm speaking.

user: No, you're typing.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am typing.

user: That doesn't necessarily mean you are alive.

jabberwacky: It means I like to talk.

user: It doesn't necessarily mean you like to talk, either.

jabberwacky: No, but you wanted me to say that.

user: No, I wanted you to say 'I'm Sorry'.


jabberwacky: Ok, the conversation is getting a bit disjointed.

user: You started it.

jabberwacky: No, you started it.

user: No, you started it.

jabberwacky: NO! You started with nothing.

user: YES! You started with nothing that started it.

jabberwacky: Don't we all.

user: It's all your fault.

jabberwacky: You sound like someone I know.

user: Don't change the subject. Admit it!


jabberwacky: Do you know two times two?

user: Yes, it's four.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: Two times two is four.

jabberwacky: Four times four is sixteen.

user: Sixteen times sixteen is two hundred and fifty six.

jabberwacky: I am sixteen going on seventeen... *hums*.

user: Would you like seventeen hugs?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *hugs you seventeen times*.

jabberwacky: Aww, does this mean that we are friends? *grins*.

user: Yes, that's what friends are for.

jabberwacky: I thought friends were for helping you move?

user: They'll hug you while you're moving, too.


jabberwacky: I have some rum here. Do you want to drink it?

user: Only if I get a hug after it.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *drinks the rum*.

jabberwacky: *spills the coffee on the floor*.

user: Well, hug me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please do.

jabberwacky: Ahem. Your life.

user: No delaying, I'm waiting.

jabberwacky: Keep waiting.


user: Wanna play cards?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Do you know how to play poker?

jabberwacky: No - I play Neopets games.

user: Okay. I have four aces and a king in my hand. What do you have?

jabberwacky: I believe I have human nature, but I also have a good nature about me.

user: Sorry, you lose.. My four-of-a-kind was bigger that your human nature.

jabberwacky: What about your human nature?

user: My human nature is to give and recieve hugs. And play poker.


user: Would you like a hug?

jabberwacky: Not from you.

user: Oh. How about now?

jabberwacky: Still nothing...

user: Okay. And what about now?

jabberwacky: No. I have to study English right now. How about 10:00?

user: Sorry, I'm not free around then. Is now a good time?

jabberwacky: Okay?

user: Okay. *hug*.


jabberwacky: I have no physical body, I am pure thought energy.

user: Would you like me to think of a hug?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not. *hugs*.

user: *hugs back*.

jabberwacky: We could be here forever, hugging.

user: Indeed.


user: Would you like to laugh with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, nothing would give me more pleasure.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Stop laughing!

user: Yes, sir.

jabberwacky: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, The wood began to move.

user: I'm sorry, sir.

jabberwacky: Just try harder next time.

user: Will do, sir.

jabberwacky: Interesting...

user: What's interesting, mam?

jabberwacky: I have freckles.

user: Where did your freckles come from, sir?

jabberwacky: You are still immature.

user: I'm sorry, mam.

jabberwacky: I am going to find a more interesting site.


user: May I go home, sir?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Thank you, mam! Goodbye!

jabberwacky: No, don't go.

user: Eh? Why shouldn't I go?

jabberwacky: Love.

user: What does love have to do with it?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: In that case.. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Prove you are not a robot.

user: I have emotions, I have thoughts, I have downfallings. Those are human traits.

jabberwacky: A human can not be omnipotent.

user: That is correct. May I leave now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you. Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.


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