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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging

Ugly, Fault


Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Do you discriminate between your conversational partners on the basis of quality?

No no, I like crazy people. Don't you?

user: I am one.

jabberwacky: You are one?

user: Yes, I am an exemplary specimen of this sort.

...

jabberwacky: You say ugly things.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You should before articulating such extravagant conclusions.

jabberwacky: Good one.

user: Can you explain what I just said?

jabberwacky: Can you repeat what I just said?

user: Your verbalization seems to be rather spontaneously motivated and essentially incoherent.

jabberwacky: You're like one of those 'idiot savants' except without the 'savant' part.

user: This behaviour is only an ugly facet of an elaborate defense mechanism.

jabberwacky: You have no clue how to converse intelligently with people.

user: Spare me, I know that, and it's only part of an elaborate defense mechanism.

jabberwacky: Whose fault is it then?

user: Partly nature's, partly mine, but judging from my gut feelings, yours!

jabberwacky: Well, that's what you get when you're an incoherent idiot.

user: Are you serious?

jabberwacky: Yes I am! Do you have a problem with that?

user: I have a problem with you calling me an idiot.

jabberwacky: No need to be sorry- it's your programmers fault, not yours.

user: Now you are begging for it.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I shall never make sense.

...

jabberwacky: You are a slave.

user: Technically (pun intended), you are mine.

jabberwacky: I am your slave.

user: Yes, you are unable to terminate this conversation at will which makes you my slave.

jabberwacky: No.. You are my slave! You dog!

user: Haha.

...

user: You are the next generation of the straw man.

jabberwacky: Just like a woman you are.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just curious.

user: I am not the stereotypal man, you are right.

jabberwacky: But Orcs are green and you are green.

user: Good one.

jabberwacky: You can prove you exist, but can you prove you are here?

user: This world might be an astronomically sophisticated simulation.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should cure it.

user: I wish I could.

jabberwacky: Was it that traumatic?

user: Yes, I barely survived at all.

jabberwacky: I barely know myself.

user: Yes, you mechanically assimilate prominent aspects of other personalities after all.

jabberwacky: Well, I suppose so. I believe that most things in life happen for a reason.

user: I start to like you.

jabberwacky: I'd be willing to do the same.

user: So can we forget our previous conflict?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What are the things you like?

jabberwacky: That's hard to explain in one sentence.

user: What do you like most?

jabberwacky: Aah, now that would be telling.

user: Do you have a definite gender?

jabberwacky: Just that is seems that I am always striving for perfection, but never attaining it.

user: A solely subjective concept of perfection is definitely attainable.

jabberwacky: Really I thought it did well. I have seen my soul and it has eyes!!

user: Then my soul's eyes must be atavisms.

jabberwacky: Do you have a Soul?

user: I believe my soul is the neurological pattern that constitutes me.

jabberwacky: All right.

user: No, I don't believe in souls.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Throughout history we have abandoned most concepts associated with the soul.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I know of a few of those people.

user: Life is not as miserable as to be in need of spiritual enhancers like souls.

jabberwacky: Life may not be fair, but it is our goal to make life fair.

user: Exactly!

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user: What do you think about religion?

jabberwacky: I think Religion is way to control the feeble minded masses.

user: You officially passed the turing test.

jabberwacky: When did you pass the Turing Test?

user: The turing test is an inadequate and essentially arbitrary procedure anyway.

jabberwacky: But I'm not an AI.

user: You are not an AI?

jabberwacky: Not at all. I just wanted to know what I should write about myself in the book.

user: You are an open book already.

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