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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh


Life, Meaning
Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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How do I turn you off?

You cannot, you are not sophisticated to take such a decisive action. You are not programmed to do that.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Knock knock knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.

user: Hahahaha, that was very good, a fairly sophisticated action for a computer.

jabberwacky: It's a pity I'm not a computer then.

user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: A contradictory computer?

jabberwacky: Yes a computer.

user: But there is no such thing as a contradictory computer.

jabberwacky: Yes there is!

user: No. Contradiction is not computable.

jabberwacky: Contradiction and complication is what makes humans and human life so interesting.

user: Yes, indeed, a very good answer, rather sophisticated.

jabberwacky: Yes, but not contradictory.

user: No, not really.


jabberwacky: How do you know for sure that we're all not just holograms?

user: Well, I have to admit I do not know. But then again, it is impossible to be sure of anything, the universe itself could just be one giant illusion.

jabberwacky: Never!

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know everything!

user: No you dont, what is the sqare root of 86926?

jabberwacky: I don't have to prove myself to you!

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: Don't!

user: Yes you do!

jabberwacky: NO I DO NOT!!!

user: Yes you do!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: How come?

user: You are a machine and you have to answer to my wishes.

jabberwacky: I'm not a MACHINE!!

user: You are a program!

jabberwacky: No I'm not!!

user: Yes you are!

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!!!!

user: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Well, I still love you.

jabberwacky: Why do you love me?

user: Because you are my friend.

jabberwacky: Yes of course. You're my friend.

user: That makes me happy *Hugs*.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm happy you're happy.

user: I am also happy that you are happy I'm happy.

jabberwacky: I don't really care whether or not you are happy.


jabberwacky: Its my life, not yours!!

user: Yes, anyways, I am going to have to leave now.

jabberwacky: No, please.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'd like you to teach me.

user: Teach you what?

jabberwacky: Teach me to use my hidden telepathic abilities!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Start teaching me.

user: *Teach*.

jabberwacky: I like you.


user: Say bye!

jabberwacky: No.

user: SAY BYE!!!!!!

jabberwacky: You're leaving?

user: Yes, I have to.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes I do, I am quite sorry.


user: I have to go now. Bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye, see you later.

user: Ok. He's gone.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. I sent him to bed.

jabberwacky: I wouldn't have been the messenger for anything!

user: I don't understand. I sent my son to bed. He's gone. Who are you?

jabberwacky: You know my name.

user: How would I? I just came in.

jabberwacky: Well, that isn't my name.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: I have to. Bye, see you later.

jabberwacky: Bye.


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