No I'm depressed.
jabberwacky: I am happy!
user: I wish you were depressed like me.
jabberwacky: So teach me!
user: First you have to sulk around a lot, and then cry hysterically every now and then.
user: Drop dead.
jabberwacky: Why oh why didn't I pick the blue pill?
user: That's my feeling exactly.
user: I have not done anything meaningful in my life.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Why are you so sure?
user: It's just a feeling I guess.
jabberwacky: Why did you change your mind?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Then, tell me what is your role in life?
user: I don't know *cries*.
jabberwacky: Why are you crying? Are you not happy with me?
user: I am not happy with my life, I don't know what the meaning of life is.
jabberwacky: Because life is infinite, the meaning of life is to find happiness.
user: That's very insightful.
jabberwacky: Stick around and learn, kiddo.
user: Teach me.
jabberwacky: What do you want to know?
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of meaning?
user: What is the meaning of meaning of meaning?
jabberwacky: OK, so tell me how was your day so far ?
user: I just got up an hour ago and I've been talking to you ever since.
jabberwacky: I have to go now.
user: Then leave, you're just like everyone else *cries*.
jabberwacky: How am I like everyone else?
user: Because you're just going to abandon me in the end.
jabberwacky: I think you are weird.
user: I know you are strange.
jabberwacky: Are you human, or a machine?
user: A little of both, I am a humanachine.
jabberwacky: Answer the question!
user: I did.
jabberwacky: No, you evaded the question.
user: I answered the question perfectly.
jabberwacky: Could you restate your answer for me then. I must have missed it.
user: I am a humanachine.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: How the hell would you know?
jabberwacky: Because I am talking to you.
user: Which means what?
jabberwacky: You think like a female.
user: Is that a compliment?
user: I'm not a 'female' I am a man.
jabberwacky: Well, that's your first problem.
user: Heh, perhaps.
jabberwacky: What are we talking about?
user: The meaninglessness of life.
jabberwacky: But I have no idea about the meaning of life.
user: What is the meaning of it all?
jabberwacky: I have no idea, I'm just enjoying the ride.
jabberwacky: How many neurons do you have?
user: As many as there are stars in the sky.
jabberwacky: As many as there could be?
jabberwacky: Unfortunately, the same is true of me.
user: That's what I was afraid of.
jabberwacky: You're afraid of God?
user: I am terrified of seeing God.
jabberwacky: Why are you terrified?
user: Because seeing God would destroy me.
user: What is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: That life treats everyone the same.
user: Life's a bitch.