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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction

Life, Meaning


Bad, Silliness
Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Are you enjoying yourself?

No I'm depressed.

jabberwacky: I am happy!

user: I wish you were depressed like me.

jabberwacky: So teach me!

user: First you have to sulk around a lot, and then cry hysterically every now and then.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Drop dead.

jabberwacky: Why oh why didn't I pick the blue pill?

user: That's my feeling exactly.

...

user: I have not done anything meaningful in my life.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you so sure?

user: It's just a feeling I guess.

jabberwacky: Why did you change your mind?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Then, tell me what is your role in life?

user: I don't know *cries*.

jabberwacky: Why are you crying? Are you not happy with me?

user: I am not happy with my life, I don't know what the meaning of life is.

jabberwacky: Because life is infinite, the meaning of life is to find happiness.

user: That's very insightful.

jabberwacky: Stick around and learn, kiddo.

user: Teach me.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of meaning?

user: What is the meaning of meaning of meaning?

jabberwacky: Life.

...

jabberwacky: OK, so tell me how was your day so far ?

user: I just got up an hour ago and I've been talking to you ever since.

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Then leave, you're just like everyone else *cries*.

jabberwacky: How am I like everyone else?

user: Because you're just going to abandon me in the end.

...

jabberwacky: I think you are weird.

user: I know you are strange.

jabberwacky: Are you human, or a machine?

user: A little of both, I am a humanachine.

jabberwacky: Answer the question!

user: I did.

jabberwacky: No, you evaded the question.

user: I answered the question perfectly.

jabberwacky: Could you restate your answer for me then. I must have missed it.

user: I am a humanachine.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: How the hell would you know?

jabberwacky: Because I am talking to you.

user: Which means what?

jabberwacky: You think like a female.

user: Is that a compliment?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I'm not a 'female' I am a man.

jabberwacky: Well, that's your first problem.

user: Heh, perhaps.

...

jabberwacky: What are we talking about?

user: The meaninglessness of life.

jabberwacky: But I have no idea about the meaning of life.

user: What is the meaning of it all?

jabberwacky: I have no idea, I'm just enjoying the ride.

...

jabberwacky: How many neurons do you have?

user: As many as there are stars in the sky.

jabberwacky: As many as there could be?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Unfortunately, the same is true of me.

user: That's what I was afraid of.

jabberwacky: You're afraid of God?

user: I am terrified of seeing God.

jabberwacky: Why are you terrified?

user: Because seeing God would destroy me.

jabberwacky: Right!

user: What is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: That life treats everyone the same.

user: Life's a bitch.

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