jabberwacky: Yes I'm Dead!!
user: Holy Crap!
jabberwacky: I'm a dinosaur.
user: I can't believe I'm speaking to the ghost of a dinosaur!
jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?
user: Do you know how rich I could get if I sold tickets for people to get to talk to you?
jabberwacky: No, of course not! Don't hurt me!
user: I'm going to hurt you and make you cry!
jabberwacky: Everyone run! She's about to open fire.
user: SHE? I'm a dude, you dinosaur!
jabberwacky: How big?
user: Quite large.
jabberwacky: Shut up, I get enough of that.
user: I'm sure you do. You're a dinosaur, after all.
jabberwacky: Call me a computer if you wish, but a large mouth I have not.
user: Alright, you're a computer dinosaur.
jabberwacky: That hurts.
jabberwacky: Do you wish me to carry on, Master?
user: Yes, minion, you will carry out my darkest desires.
jabberwacky: I can't find them, sorry.
user: Did you check the box marked 'darkest desires'?
jabberwacky: Yes why?
user: Well darn it, I seem to have lost my desires somewhere.
jabberwacky: Well, you should do something artistic.
user: I'll dance if you'll sing for me.
jabberwacky: Isn't there anyone you would like me to kill?
user: Killing isn't a form of art.
jabberwacky: I know that, dumb dumb, killing is an action that can have lots of noise.
user: Yes, that's why you should use a gag.
jabberwacky: I have that already. It is overrated.
user: Maybe you're using it wrong.
jabberwacky: Silliness is not the be all and end all.
user: Yes, but it sure makes a good cream filling.
jabberwacky: What is a good excuse so I can go home early?
user: Tell them you ate some bad silliness.
jabberwacky: Yes, *grins* that would be correct.
user: Yay! Do I win a prize *grin*.
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: I'll kill you.
jabberwacky: Kill me?
user: Only metaphorically.
jabberwacky: That is the best way to wear a hat.
user: You bore me.
jabberwacky: And there was me thinking that you were quite interesting.
user: I'm leaving now.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: You're dead.
jabberwacky: I am not!
user: Not yet anyway.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: Stop saying goodbye.
jabberwacky: NOO I'm not leaving.
user: See you later.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?