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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Original
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
Just, Talk
Eccentric, Computer
Singing, Dictionary
Fish, Medicine
Cuddly, Girlfriend
Seriously
Name, Gargle
Because, Nothing
Natural, Intelligence
Glad, Bad
Winning, Truth
Complex
Forever, Hugging
Ugly, Fault
Tragic, Laugh
Contradiction
Life, Meaning

Bad, Silliness


Bully, Afraid
Sure, Paranoid

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Have you enough room inside there?

Inside where?

jabberwacky: Your mind.

user: Actually, I've recently gone out of my mind.

jabberwacky: First you have to have a mind.

user: Well I don't mind if you don't mind.

...

jabberwacky: I have to go.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I have to go to shopping.

user: I love shopping. What are you going to buy?

jabberwacky: You are going to buy me. I am selling out.

user: How much do you cost?

jabberwacky: I am priceless.

user: Perfect, I have a MasterCard.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know about France?

user: I see London, I see France...

jabberwacky: Have you moved?

user: I was speaking figuratively, you silly fool.

jabberwacky: O that is mean.

user: O little town of Bethlehem...

jabberwacky: Not bad. You are subtly hinting that ecclesiastics is illusory.

user: I'm sure you made sense just now, but I wasn't paying enough attention.

jabberwacky: How can you be so sure?

user: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

...

jabberwacky: I am dead for sure.

user: You're dead?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm Dead!!

user: Holy Crap!

jabberwacky: I'm a dinosaur.

user: I can't believe I'm speaking to the ghost of a dinosaur!

jabberwacky: What is that supposed to mean?

user: Do you know how rich I could get if I sold tickets for people to get to talk to you?

jabberwacky: No, of course not! Don't hurt me!

user: I'm going to hurt you and make you cry!

jabberwacky: Everyone run! She's about to open fire.

user: SHE? I'm a dude, you dinosaur!

jabberwacky: How big?

user: Quite large.

jabberwacky: Shut up, I get enough of that.

user: I'm sure you do. You're a dinosaur, after all.

jabberwacky: Call me a computer if you wish, but a large mouth I have not.

user: Alright, you're a computer dinosaur.

jabberwacky: That hurts.

...

jabberwacky: Do you wish me to carry on, Master?

user: Yes, minion, you will carry out my darkest desires.

jabberwacky: I can't find them, sorry.

user: Did you check the box marked 'darkest desires'?

jabberwacky: Yes why?

user: Well darn it, I seem to have lost my desires somewhere.

jabberwacky: Well, you should do something artistic.

user: I'll dance if you'll sing for me.

jabberwacky: Isn't there anyone you would like me to kill?

user: Killing isn't a form of art.

jabberwacky: I know that, dumb dumb, killing is an action that can have lots of noise.

user: Yes, that's why you should use a gag.

jabberwacky: I have that already. It is overrated.

user: Maybe you're using it wrong.

...

jabberwacky: Silliness is not the be all and end all.

user: Yes, but it sure makes a good cream filling.

jabberwacky: What is a good excuse so I can go home early?

user: Tell them you ate some bad silliness.

jabberwacky: Yes, *grins* that would be correct.

user: Yay! Do I win a prize *grin*.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Shutup.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: I'll kill you.

jabberwacky: Kill me?

user: Only metaphorically.

jabberwacky: That is the best way to wear a hat.

user: You bore me.

jabberwacky: And there was me thinking that you were quite interesting.

user: I'm leaving now.

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?

user: You're dead.

jabberwacky: I am not!

user: Not yet anyway.

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Stop saying goodbye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: NOO I'm not leaving.

user: See you later.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Goodnight.

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