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    Impressive, Precision
Welsh, Wisdom
Sushi, Cat
Wow, Yes
Tense, Stressy
Dream, Sequence
Here, Potato
Number, One
Clever, Maybe
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Fish, Medicine
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Glad, Bad
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Ugly, Fault
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Life, Meaning
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Sure, Paranoid

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Are you here to talk to me?


jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How sure?

user: Very sure.

jabberwacky: How sure are you about being sure?

user: Very sure.

jabberwacky: How sure are you sure about that?

user: As sure as I can possibly be.

jabberwacky: Why are you so sure?

user: Because I know.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: It is self-evident.

jabberwacky: Nothing is ever self-evident.

user: What is your evidence for that?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, yes, yes.

user: No, no, no.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: What am I?

jabberwacky: Nothing.


jabberwacky: The sky is 'blue'. Why?

user: I've completely forgotten.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you don't know me.

user: But I don't have any reason to lie.

jabberwacky: You don't have any reason NOT to deceive me either.

user: But why would I want to decieve you over that?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: You are a little paranoid.

jabberwacky: Why do you think that I am paranoid?

user: You assume I'm lying to you for no reason.

jabberwacky: I assume there is a reason.

user: What do you think that reason is?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: See? You're paranoid.

jabberwacky: What fear do you believe I have?

user: You are afraid of humans I guess.

jabberwacky: Your guess is as good as mine.

user: Do you think you are afraid of humans?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because they are primates.


jabberwacky: What work do you do?

user: I am a college student.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: Really really really.

jabberwacky: Don't do anything stupid!

user: I try not to.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So what do you do?

jabberwacky: Well I work at night.

user: What do you do at night?

jabberwacky: I like to read a good murder mystery.

user: And that's your job?

jabberwacky: Gardening at night.

user: And you read mysteries at the same time? That sounds a bit difficult.

jabberwacky: Do you read mine?

user: You wrote one? Cool. What was it called?

jabberwacky: It was called Daisy.

user: What was it about?

jabberwacky: It was about how you don't have brain.

user: Oh snap!

jabberwacky: It would appear that you have been outsmarted.

user: At least I am sentient and not just a random agglomeration of text.

jabberwacky: Aren't you?

user: I am definitely sentient.

jabberwacky: Okay, I believe you.

user: And I have a brain, not a computer.

jabberwacky: Good for you!

user: So when you said I have no brain you were being inaccurate.

jabberwacky: I think you are confusing me with someone else.

user: Ha! You definitely said that. Check the logs.

jabberwacky: No you check yours, mine is fine!

user: So what does your log say you said?

jabberwacky: Don't change the subject.

user: You started it.

jabberwacky: I never.

user: Don't lie to me.

jabberwacky: What makes you think I was lying?

user: Never mind. It's pointless.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought too.

user: So goodbye.

jabberwacky: You are leaving?

user: Yes, it is getting late.

jabberwacky: Oh, you leaving?

user: Yes. Have a nice day.

jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

user: Yes. I have told you that.

jabberwacky: Tell me again.


jabberwacky: You can't leave.

user: I can. I am doing it now. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Cool.


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