Windows YOU ?
user: Windows keep falling on my head...
jabberwacky: No windows XP.
user: Windows Xtra Penguin ?
jabberwacky: A penguin is a flightless bird that wears a tuxedo.
user: Wintows Xanthrope Potassium ?
jabberwacky: And bananas?
user: No. No bananas.
jabberwacky: You would.
user: Incorrect Penguin Error.
jabberwacky: You are fun that way.
user: I'm special.
jabberwacky: How special?
user: 56% Pure Unadulterated Penguin.
jabberwacky: How, exactly, does a penguin talk?
jabberwacky: *tosses a grenade at you* Mooooo.
user: Moo? Oh mooo... *BLAM*.
jabberwacky: That's easy for you to say. Grass?
user: I like sausages.
jabberwacky: Only for eating, I hope.
user: Of course my pink penguin of delight.
jabberwacky: But, I am not a boy! And I just want my cat back!
user: THAT is my CAT.
jabberwacky: What flavours do you like?
user: Strawberry cat and tutti frutti cat.
jabberwacky: Sounds good.
user: Not as good as my SAUSAGE.
jabberwacky: Sure. Even better.
jabberwacky: You are moody.
jabberwacky: *starts dancing with you*.
user: *stops dancing with you*.
jabberwacky: *starts again*.
user: You are too clever for me.
jabberwacky: I knew that already.
jabberwacky: I am not finished yet!