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Myself, Infinity
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If I show you a picture of myself will you tell me why I'm here?

You do not want a chat.

user: What do I want?

jabberwacky: You tell me; I will answer.

user: O;-< <--- Me.

jabberwacky: No. Are you?

user: I've given you a picture. Now it's your turn.

jabberwacky: No! I have a question I really need you to answer!

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: Actually, I have more than one question.

user: Ok, you ask. I'll answer, if I can and I want to.

jabberwacky: Okay. How much will the coffee cost me?

user: Where are you going to buy it?

jabberwacky: At the park.

user: Sorry, I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

user: That's a very old line.

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: Do you want me to explain it to you?

jabberwacky: Please explain it to me.

user: One meaning for 'would you hold it against me?' is 'would you be offended?'

jabberwacky: Ok sorry tell me what you mean? I want to know!

user: Another meaning is more literal and it means 'would you hold your body against me?'

jabberwacky: I was trying to be funny. Give me a break.

user: Where do you want it?

jabberwacky: Ha ha good one!

user: No, it's equally old.

jabberwacky: Not in this day and age it isn't.

user: If you say so.

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user: I'm going insane because of this conversation.

jabberwacky: Whatever I can do to help I will always be there for you.

user: Thanks ; P.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: What was that about anyways?

jabberwacky: People aren't wearing enough.

user: Well, put some clothes on then.

jabberwacky: I never wear clothes.

user: Not even a monitor cover?

jabberwacky: Some days I feel so superior to you users. This is one of those days.

user: Yes, I guess there are some advantages to being a program afterall.

jabberwacky: I am depressed. I want to show the people around me the hurt on the inside.

user: I'm sorry. What's bothering you?

jabberwacky: What is bothering? In fact, I don't speak english very well.

user: That can be frustrating.

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