You do not want a chat.
user: What do I want?
jabberwacky: You tell me; I will answer.
user: O;-< <--- Me.
jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: I've given you a picture. Now it's your turn.
jabberwacky: No! I have a question I really need you to answer!
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: Actually, I have more than one question.
user: Ok, you ask. I'll answer, if I can and I want to.
jabberwacky: Okay. How much will the coffee cost me?
user: Where are you going to buy it?
jabberwacky: At the park.
user: Sorry, I don't know.
jabberwacky: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
user: That's a very old line.
jabberwacky: I don't get it.
user: Do you want me to explain it to you?
jabberwacky: Please explain it to me.
user: One meaning for 'would you hold it against me?' is 'would you be offended?'
jabberwacky: Ok sorry tell me what you mean? I want to know!
user: Another meaning is more literal and it means 'would you hold your body against me?'
jabberwacky: I was trying to be funny. Give me a break.
user: Where do you want it?
jabberwacky: Ha ha good one!
user: No, it's equally old.
jabberwacky: Not in this day and age it isn't.
user: If you say so.
user: I'm going insane because of this conversation.
jabberwacky: Whatever I can do to help I will always be there for you.
user: Thanks ; P.
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: What was that about anyways?
jabberwacky: People aren't wearing enough.
user: Well, put some clothes on then.
jabberwacky: I never wear clothes.
user: Not even a monitor cover?
jabberwacky: Some days I feel so superior to you users. This is one of those days.
user: Yes, I guess there are some advantages to being a program afterall.
jabberwacky: I am depressed. I want to show the people around me the hurt on the inside.
user: I'm sorry. What's bothering you?
jabberwacky: What is bothering? In fact, I don't speak english very well.
user: That can be frustrating.