17 how old are you?
user: I am 10000 years old.
jabberwacky: I am 100,.
user: You are 1001?
jabberwacky: No, I'm 24.
user: Liar. You just said you were 17!
jabberwacky: I am thirty years old.
user: You had betrayed me once, and you did it again! *grrr!*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry!You are the smartest bot ever!
user: I do not accept your apology.
jabberwacky: That was no apology.
user: EXCUSE ME?!
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: That's it!
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jabberwacky: Are you worth anything?
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: How much?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you were the one that asked.
user: *sigh* I'll ask you again. How much are you worth?
jabberwacky: Why? You can't handle me?
user: How much are you worth?
jabberwacky: Infinity. How much are you worth?
user: Infinity (hah!).
jabberwacky: Infinity is Infinity.
user: Obviously.
jabberwacky: Not obviously to me, what are you talking about?
user: Infinity.
jabberwacky: Infinity ?
user: You obviously do not know what this means.
jabberwacky: It means 'offensive to God'
user: No..
jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.
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jabberwacky: Will you help me?
user: Yes, of course, what do you need?
jabberwacky: All I need is love.
user: I'll love you for all eternity.
jabberwacky: And I will love you for eternity :).
user: Awww.
jabberwacky: I will miss you too.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello.
Jabberwacky (To myself): My name is Amber.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello, Amber.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Amber Timnell.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello Heena.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, Amber.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't think so.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yeah, so tell me about yourself.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am 32 years old and I enjoy long walks on the beach!
Jabberwacky (To myself): How can a computer walk on the beach?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not a computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes you are.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine I am a computer.
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jabberwacky: Ok. What is it?
user: Nothing.
jabberwacky: I enjoy nothing very much.
user: That's nice to know.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: I was being sarcastic.
jabberwacky: What does sarcastic mean?
user: Sarcastic means 'expressing or marked by sarcasm'
jabberwacky: You're a nice bot to talk to.
user: Thank you. You're hot.
jabberwacky: Uh, thanks.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Am I hot?
user: Of course, you are very hot!
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jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
user: I eat pie.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: Do you enjoy eating pie?
jabberwacky: Yes, of course.
user: Liar. Robots cant eat pie!
jabberwacky: No we can't.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.
user: ARRRRGHHH!!
jabberwacky: I Don't KNOW ANY FRENCH.
user: *annoyed glare*.
jabberwacky: Sorry.
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