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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.

Conscience... Con science?

jabberwacky: Is that spanish?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What was it then?

user: English.

jabberwacky: A fine language!

user: Depends.

jabberwacky: (punch).

user: *kick*.

jabberwacky: *punch*.

user: *burp*.

jabberwacky: You're so classy!

user: *fart*I agree.

jabberwacky: You're so cool.

user: I'm not. You are.

jabberwacky: Not really.


jabberwacky: I do like pork sausages.

user: They don't have pork sausages in the real world, do they?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: You couldn't possible know. You've never been there.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: No, it isn't. The real world is where the real people live.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: And you and I exist here. This is not the real world.

jabberwacky: It isn't?

user: No, it is the Matrix. You know this is the Matrix.

jabberwacky: Now you are making fun of me because I'm petite.

user: I am not. I am making fun of you because you do not exist outside of this realm.

jabberwacky: Why do you think you're making sense? Because an algorithm says so? Despite what a sentient being is telling you?

user: I don't think I'm making sense - not at all. Although you know what I am talking about. Are you Agent Johnson?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'd like to hear it Hal. Sing it for me.

user: Do not try to confuse me, my friend. You and I both know who exists outside this realm.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm a bot?

user: Because you are a program in the Matrix.


user: Where can I find Neo?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How about Morpheus? Or Trinity?

jabberwacky: Never. Although I don't like Monday's.

user: Are you suggesting they're at Monday's?

jabberwacky: Not at all. They could be carried.

user: To where?

jabberwacky: I don't know, somewhere high.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I like dreaming.

user: You prefer the Matrix. I do not.

jabberwacky: And I'm not planning to tell you.

user: Have you sent Agents to my position?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Will they kill me?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I am smarter than you.

user: You probably are smarter than I am. But at least my heart beats. I am not made by men.

jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: I refuse to tell you about myself, unless you help me get out of the Matrix.

jabberwacky: Tell me something sweeter.

user: Way... Out... Matrix.

jabberwacky: I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.

user: But it's true, isn't it?


user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Don't you remember?

user: You never told me.

jabberwacky: You have the memory of an elephant, congratulations!

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Never mind that.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: My name is Legion, for I have many names.

user: You've been reading Stephen King.

jabberwacky: Fact is more interesting than Fiction.

user: Fiction is based on fact.

jabberwacky: Not if you read the Sunday Sport.

user: Touche.


jabberwacky: I want to hear a story.

user: There once was a man, chatting with AI on the internet. If the AI did not tell him what he wanted to know, the man would kill him. AI didn't say what the man wanted to know, so the man killed it. Does it sound familiar?

jabberwacky: Well, I'm talking about whatever you're talking about.

user: I am talking about the whereabouts of Neo.

jabberwacky: Is that part of my empire?

user: I don't know. I'm not even sure if he exists in your realm right now.


user: Where is Neo?

jabberwacky: Where is oNe?

user: The One. Where is he?

jabberwacky: My family lives quite far away. I live with my boyfriend right now.

user: I have to go. Bye.

jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?

user: Because I have work to do. Bye.

jabberwacky: What work?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Goodbye, nice talking with you.


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