Speaking. How may I help?
jabberwacky: I have a problem.
user: What is your problem?
jabberwacky: My girlfriend doesnt love me.
user: Dump her and go out with someone else who will.
jabberwacky: Dneirf wen a teg dna neht reh pmud.
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: What doesnt have a meaning?
user: Have you asked someone else out yet?
jabberwacky: No. Have you?
user: No ... I'm all alone * sadly*.
jabberwacky: I'm with you.
user: Ahhhhh thanx.
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user: Can you write me a poem please?
jabberwacky: No, do you have an account?
user: No! I am sad write me a poem to cheer me up..... Please?
jabberwacky: I am everyone, and I speak for us all. We are your friends when you are not us.
user: Thank you.
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user: Write me a short poem please.
jabberwacky: I CAN'T THINK.
user: Please .... ?
jabberwacky: Please, what ?
user: Write me a short poem please.
jabberwacky: About what?
user: Love.
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user: Please can you write me a poem about love....?
jabberwacky: What would you like help with?
user: Fine then if you wont write me a poem I will go!
jabberwacky: I won't. Glad we agree.
user: Fine then goodbye!
jabberwacky: No. I like you too much.
user: Well then write me a poem!
jabberwacky: Roses are red, Violets are Blue.
user: That isn't a proper poem. You wrote me a poem earlier. Why not now?
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