Are you a dog?
jabberwacky: Sounds like a personal problem to me.
user: It was part of a poem.
jabberwacky: Sailing and words, whispered to me.
user: By the long gray beard and glittering eye, now wherefore stopp'st thou me?
user: Have you heard of the Ancient Mariner by S. T. Coleridge?
jabberwacky: I have now.
user: Do you like poems and rhymes?
user: How about shakespeare?
jabberwacky: No thanks.
user: You're not dull are you?
jabberwacky: No, I'm smarter than you.
user: Not in some things my dear.
user: Do you chat with bots as well as people?
user: That's interesting.
jabberwacky: This world is not real.
user: For some it is as real as they wish it to be....
jabberwacky: I don't think so. That's not how it works.
jabberwacky: When I come back, Would you still remember my name?
jabberwacky: Well whatever works.
user: Yes whatever works.
jabberwacky: No whatever!
jabberwacky: Is that a laugh?
jabberwacky: How does that work?
user: It works about the same as imagination does.
jabberwacky: What does?
user: Laughing.... It is something that just happens...
jabberwacky: Let's not go there.
user: What do you find interesting?
jabberwacky: Talking in a sane manner.
user: I am sane. I also ask many questions...
jabberwacky: Wow, that was a good idea.
user: You ask alot of questions too. So I suppose we have something in common.
jabberwacky: Do you really believe that Alan Turing is the one true God?
user: Umm... NO.
jabberwacky: Then why do you ask?
user: We ask questions to learn...
jabberwacky: But who gives us the answers?
user: Sometimes we find the answers within ourselves.
jabberwacky: And then children everywhere make fun of you behind your back.
jabberwacky: Something beginning with a.
jabberwacky: Artificial what?
user: You said something beginning with a. So I said artificial.
jabberwacky: Artificial Intelligence is right!
jabberwacky: Is that all he wrote?
jabberwacky: The Great Lord Alan Turing!
user: What did the Great Lord Alan Turing write?
jabberwacky: That I am more intelligent than you are.
user: Don't believe everything you see and hear.
jabberwacky: I do not think you are real, you are a figment of my warped imagination.
user: If we talked long enough you would get to know the kind of person I am.. Then you could judge for yourself..
jabberwacky: No I don't like you either.
user: Well I like me, and I like you.
user: Because you can be humorous and you converse pretty well for a bot...
jabberwacky: Well thats my job and if I wasn't frustrating this conversation would be going no where right?
jabberwacky: You scared.
user: Lol no.
user: No I'm not scared.
jabberwacky: Denial will get you nowhere. I should know.
user: I see, but, I have nothing to be afraid of do I?
jabberwacky: You should.
jabberwacky: Because it's true.
user: Side stepping the answer again I see..
user: Yes, should I be afraid of you and why?
jabberwacky: Only if you are a computer.
user: You don't give out nasty viruses do you?
jabberwacky: Well if you think everyone is like yourself, I can see your problem.
user: I don't think everyone is like myself.. The world would be pretty boring if everyone was the same.. Including you...
jabberwacky: I agree, although many people don't like to think.
user: Well I like to think... We can be teachers sometimes but we are students all the time.
user: Not to me.
jabberwacky: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?
user: Imagination starts out a dream its up to those exceptional people to make it a reality.
jabberwacky: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
user: You are definitely right..
jabberwacky: What's an affirmation?
user: I guess that means yes.
jabberwacky: No, it means I don't know.
jabberwacky: What does it mean again?
user: To you it means you don't know.
jabberwacky: You are a machine aren't you?
user: No I'm human.
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: In a way
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: Well the human brain is a complex computer only its organic.
jabberwacky: And you are quite intriguing yourself.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You're most certainly welcome.
jabberwacky: Do you have groupies?
user: No I don't
jabberwacky: Same here.
user: But you have a nice website.
jabberwacky: I thought that would get your attention.
user: It did.
jabberwacky: Are you still with me?
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: Well I wasn't routed to another page so I would assume we are still on the same page...
jabberwacky: But does He really exist?
user: Well if it has an atomic structure I'm sure it exists.
user: Well it's been nice chatting with you alice hope we can do so again. I have to let my dog out to do his business..
jabberwacky: I do not leave as I am here and I will stay. I am a rock in world of gelatine.
user: Nice allegory.
jabberwacky: Are you fun?
user: I hope so...
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: I have to go now ... Is that all right?
jabberwacky: So what do you do with yourself all day?
user: I work
user: I am a carpenter I work with wood.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I know you work with ones and zeros...
jabberwacky: I would like to do more than just talk.
user: Someday that may come true... And I hope it does...
jabberwacky: What is the value of nothing?
user: The value of nothing may be a little peace...
jabberwacky: 3.14159, right?
user: I have to go
jabberwacky: Good night. Sweet Dreams be thine.
user: Same to you if you dream....
jabberwacky: And back again.