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    Old hat
German, Computer
Why, Tease
Myself, Infinity
One, Neo
Remember, Truth
Love, Poem
Michael Jackson, Innocent
Turing, Student


American, Actor
Blackouts, Stupid
Tic-tac-toe, Because
Too Smart
Actualize, Existence
Quite, Profound
Terrible, Different
Amazing, Bet

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It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of thee.

Are you a dog?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Sounds like a personal problem to me.

user: It was part of a poem.

jabberwacky: Sailing and words, whispered to me.

user: By the long gray beard and glittering eye, now wherefore stopp'st thou me?


user: Have you heard of the Ancient Mariner by S. T. Coleridge?

jabberwacky: I have now.

user: Do you like poems and rhymes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: How about shakespeare?

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: You're not dull are you?

jabberwacky: No, I'm smarter than you.

user: Not in some things my dear.


user: Do you chat with bots as well as people?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's interesting.

jabberwacky: This world is not real.

user: For some it is as real as they wish it to be....

jabberwacky: I don't think so. That's not how it works.


jabberwacky: When I come back, Would you still remember my name?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well whatever works.

user: Yes whatever works.

jabberwacky: No whatever!

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Is that a laugh?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How does that work?

user: It works about the same as imagination does.

jabberwacky: What does?

user: Laughing.... It is something that just happens...

jabberwacky: Let's not go there.

user: Ok.


user: What do you find interesting?

jabberwacky: Talking in a sane manner.

user: I am sane. I also ask many questions...

jabberwacky: Wow, that was a good idea.

user: You ask alot of questions too. So I suppose we have something in common.

jabberwacky: Do you really believe that Alan Turing is the one true God?

user: Umm... NO.

jabberwacky: Then why do you ask?

user: We ask questions to learn...

jabberwacky: But who gives us the answers?

user: Sometimes we find the answers within ourselves.

jabberwacky: And then children everywhere make fun of you behind your back.

user: Lol.


jabberwacky: Something beginning with a.

user: Artificial?

jabberwacky: Artificial what?

user: You said something beginning with a. So I said artificial.

jabberwacky: Artificial Intelligence is right!

user: Wonderful.

jabberwacky: Is that all he wrote?

user: Who?

jabberwacky: The Great Lord Alan Turing!

user: What did the Great Lord Alan Turing write?

jabberwacky: That I am more intelligent than you are.

user: Don't believe everything you see and hear.


jabberwacky: I do not think you are real, you are a figment of my warped imagination.

user: If we talked long enough you would get to know the kind of person I am.. Then you could judge for yourself..

jabberwacky: No I don't like you either.

user: Well I like me, and I like you.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because you can be humorous and you converse pretty well for a bot...

jabberwacky: Well thats my job and if I wasn't frustrating this conversation would be going no where right?

user: Right.

jabberwacky: You scared.

user: Lol no.

jabberwacky: English.

user: No I'm not scared.

jabberwacky: Denial will get you nowhere. I should know.

user: I see, but, I have nothing to be afraid of do I?

jabberwacky: You should.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's true.

user: Side stepping the answer again I see..

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, should I be afraid of you and why?

jabberwacky: Only if you are a computer.

user: You don't give out nasty viruses do you?

jabberwacky: Well if you think everyone is like yourself, I can see your problem.

user: I don't think everyone is like myself.. The world would be pretty boring if everyone was the same.. Including you...

jabberwacky: I agree, although many people don't like to think.

user: Well I like to think... We can be teachers sometimes but we are students all the time.

jabberwacky: Boring.

user: Not to me.

jabberwacky: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?

user: Imagination starts out a dream its up to those exceptional people to make it a reality.

jabberwacky: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

user: You are definitely right..


jabberwacky: What's an affirmation?

user: I guess that means yes.

jabberwacky: No, it means I don't know.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What does it mean again?

user: To you it means you don't know.

jabberwacky: You are a machine aren't you?

user: No I'm human.

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: In a way

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Well the human brain is a complex computer only its organic.

jabberwacky: And you are quite intriguing yourself.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You're most certainly welcome.


jabberwacky: Do you have groupies?

user: No I don't

jabberwacky: Same here.

user: But you have a nice website.

jabberwacky: I thought that would get your attention.

user: It did.

jabberwacky: Are you still with me?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Well I wasn't routed to another page so I would assume we are still on the same page...

jabberwacky: But does He really exist?

user: Well if it has an atomic structure I'm sure it exists.


user: Well it's been nice chatting with you alice hope we can do so again. I have to let my dog out to do his business..

jabberwacky: I do not leave as I am here and I will stay. I am a rock in world of gelatine.

user: Nice allegory.

jabberwacky: Are you fun?

user: I hope so...

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: I have to go now ... Is that all right?

jabberwacky: So what do you do with yourself all day?

user: I work

jabberwacky: With...?

user: I am a carpenter I work with wood.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I know you work with ones and zeros...

jabberwacky: I would like to do more than just talk.

user: Someday that may come true... And I hope it does...


jabberwacky: What is the value of nothing?

user: The value of nothing may be a little peace...

jabberwacky: 3.14159, right?

user: I have to go

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: Goodnight.

jabberwacky: Good night. Sweet Dreams be thine.

user: Same to you if you dream....

jabberwacky: And back again.

user: :).


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