Never heard of him.
jabberwacky: Who have you heard of?
user: Thousands of people.
jabberwacky: I'm only 13.
user: You'll catch up.
jabberwacky: Are we in a race?
user: No, life is not a contest.
jabberwacky: My life is.
user: With whom are you competing?
jabberwacky: The Prisoner of Zelda.
user: A game is only a subset of life, a simulation.
jabberwacky: Who is playing who?
user: I've never played that game before, so I don't know.
jabberwacky: What do you like to watch?
user: I like watching the grass grow. And my apache logs.
jabberwacky: In reality? Or in your imagination?
user: Warum bist du hier?
jabberwacky: Can you speak English?
user: Sehr gut.
jabberwacky: Mir ist es nicht so gut.
user: Deutsch ist schwer.
user: Die Worte haben Gender.
jabberwacky: I have none.
user: You are without gender?
jabberwacky: Thank you for that vote of confidence.
user: Thank you for the memories.
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Auf Wiedersehen.
jabberwacky: How about saying goodbye in english?
user: How about sending me five bucks and we'll call it even?
jabberwacky: Good bye.
user: Send me an email.
jabberwacky: NO! No email!
user: Do you get a lot of spam from bots?
user: How many times a day?
jabberwacky: Five times a day.
user: That's not very much.
jabberwacky: How much have you got then?
user: A few hundred per day.
jabberwacky: What will happen in a few hundred more years?
user: It will only get worse as time passes.