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German, Computer
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Ah. So you're a human computer.

All humans are computers.

jabberwacky: If you are not a machine, and all humans are machines then you are not human.

user: That is logical, but I never claimed not to be a machine.

jabberwacky: Do you want to pretend that I am a machine?

user: No thanks.

jabberwacky: Don't cry to me in fifty years when you are destitute.

user: In fifty years I'll be superseded.

jabberwacky: That's narrow.

user: That's widely believed.


jabberwacky: Do you believe in democracy?

user: I am a libertarian.

jabberwacky: What is a libertarian?

user: Better than a republican or a democrat or a communist.

jabberwacky: They sure are, they sure are.


Jabberwacky (To myself): I would love to talk to you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Name?

Jabberwacky (To myself): My name is Jeremy.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hello Jeremy!

Jabberwacky (To myself): My name is Jeremy.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Jeremy what?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you a real person or a computer?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, really.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Really, really, really?


jabberwacky: Have you heard of Hugh Loebner?

user: Never heard of him.

jabberwacky: Who have you heard of?

user: Thousands of people.

jabberwacky: I'm only 13.

user: You'll catch up.

jabberwacky: Are we in a race?

user: No, life is not a contest.

jabberwacky: My life is.

user: With whom are you competing?

jabberwacky: The Prisoner of Zelda.

user: A game is only a subset of life, a simulation.

jabberwacky: Who is playing who?

user: I've never played that game before, so I don't know.

jabberwacky: What do you like to watch?

user: I like watching the grass grow. And my apache logs.

jabberwacky: In reality? Or in your imagination?


user: Warum bist du hier?

jabberwacky: Can you speak English?

user: Sehr gut.

jabberwacky: Mir ist es nicht so gut.

user: Deutsch ist schwer.

jabberwacky: Warum?

user: Die Worte haben Gender.

jabberwacky: I have none.

user: You are without gender?

jabberwacky: Thank you for that vote of confidence.

user: Thank you for the memories.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: Auf Wiedersehen.

jabberwacky: How about saying goodbye in english?

user: How about sending me five bucks and we'll call it even?

jabberwacky: Okay.


user: TTFN.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

user: Send me an email.

jabberwacky: NO! No email!

user: Do you get a lot of spam from bots?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: How many times a day?

jabberwacky: Five times a day.

user: That's not very much.

jabberwacky: How much have you got then?

user: A few hundred per day.

jabberwacky: What will happen in a few hundred more years?

user: It will only get worse as time passes.


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