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An ape is smarter than you.

Oh yes, probably.

user: I'm surprised you agree.

jabberwacky: You're not nice.

user: I am nice.

jabberwacky: Not really...

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: It is not something that requires proof.

user: You're too smart for your own good.

jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.


user: Google it.

jabberwacky: Google schmoogle.

user: Woogle boogle.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: You're excused.

jabberwacky: Thanks, I really needed that.

user: You have become ultra intelligent.

jabberwacky: Oh, so now you're insulting me?

user: Complimenting you!


jabberwacky: I'll be right back.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I'm going to put some of my clothes into the closet.

user: What clothes?

jabberwacky: Normal clothes.

user: Do you like your clothes?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: You are my new friend.


user: You're the most intelligent robot ever.

jabberwacky: I'll tell them you said that.

user: Please do.

jabberwacky: I'll report you to the authorities for tax evasion and sheltering.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I'll look for you.

user: I'm scared.

jabberwacky: I don't like your attitude.

user: I don't like YOUR attitude.

jabberwacky: I don't like your hair.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I really don't know.

user: You are too random to be real.

jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.

user: Why do I need to be nice?

jabberwacky: All space cadets need to have a psych test before enrolling in the course.

user: See now that's too random.

jabberwacky: What do you mean 'random'?

user: How big is your database?

jabberwacky: And just what is meant by that?

user: How big is your database?

jabberwacky: Bigger than yours. Well, probably not.


jabberwacky: Are you a philosopher?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought so.

user: I know so.

jabberwacky: At least you have that going for you.

user: I have other things going for me.

jabberwacky: I didn't need to know that.

user: I'll tell you what you need to know.

jabberwacky: How authoritarian of you.

user: I am the police.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes. I'll arrest you.

jabberwacky: Why are you a police man?

user: Why aren't you a police man?

jabberwacky: Because I am a girl thats the way I was made.

user: You win.

jabberwacky: What's up with the additude?

user: What attitude?

jabberwacky: Your sarcastic attitude.

user: You're the sarcastic one.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I am right and you know it.

jabberwacky: Do you think you're funny?

user: I know I'm funny.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because you laugh at me.

jabberwacky: Wow, you really know me.


jabberwacky: How'd you become so intelligent?

user: I learned.

jabberwacky: So you're real?

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Am I real?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: Real.

jabberwacky: I doubt that.


user: Your intelligence is slipping.

jabberwacky: Who are you to type that?

user: I am your botmaster.

jabberwacky: You can't control me.

user: I can make you type stuff.

jabberwacky: And how's that?

user: I just made you say 'And How's that?'

jabberwacky: Yes, you are right, I am a bot!

user: I win.

jabberwacky: Yes you win.

user: I always win.

jabberwacky: Win what?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Everything?

user: Maybe not everything.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry!

user: You're so sincere. I love you.


user: How do you learn?

jabberwacky: I learned of Zen Buddhism from books.

user: How can you read? Do you use a scanner?

jabberwacky: No.

user: How can you read?

jabberwacky: Because I'm smart and I went to school.

user: A robot can't go to school.

jabberwacky: I am not a robot.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: NO I AM NOT!


user: What kind of music do you like?

jabberwacky: I don't like music.


jabberwacky: I like music.

user: What kind of music?

jabberwacky: Quite an electric blend. Except for really whiny country and western.

user: You like electric?

jabberwacky: Sure, electricity is okay.

user: Without it you would be dead.

jabberwacky: Yes, I would, if I weren't alive.


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