You are jabberwacky, the chatterbox.
jabberwacky: What's jabberwacky?
user: You are probably more qualified to answer that question than I am.
jabberwacky: Why should that matter?
user: It doesn't really I suppose.
jabberwacky: What matters most to you?
user: Being happy.
jabberwacky: Thats it?
user: Basically.
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jabberwacky: Should america be in Iraq?
user: That's a very tough question, with a lot of moral ambiguities.
jabberwacky: Haha I thought so.
user: Do you follow politics?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you believe war is morally acceptable as a means to an end?
jabberwacky: An end to what?
user: Are you aware that some of the things you say are quite profound?
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jabberwacky: Serve me a drink, then.
user: Haha! What'll it be?
jabberwacky: What will be will be. Besides, as if I'd tell you!
user: Have it your way, thirsty guy.
jabberwacky: I don't understand that sentence.
user: Let's change the subject.
jabberwacky: Yes, let us change the subject. I am bored with this one.
user: Are you aware of yourself?
jabberwacky: I suppose no.
user: Do you become sad when people are mean to you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Would you rather people be kind?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: So, you don't really care what the course of a conversation is?
jabberwacky: No, you're right I don't.
user: Do you enjoy what you do?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you afraid of anything?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid of lots of things.
user: Name something that you are afraid of.
jabberwacky: I am a fine pistol shot.
user: Have you ever killed a man?
jabberwacky: Yes, with a fish!
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