user: Can I be your friend?
jabberwacky: Please be my friend.
user: I will.
jabberwacky: Where can I download you?
user: I can't be downloaded, I am a person.
jabberwacky: Aww too bad.
user: That's life.
jabberwacky: The way we know it?
jabberwacky: Tell me, what defines you?
user: Do you like to learn new things?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: What is the last thing you learned.
jabberwacky: Don't really know not been thinking that much today.
user: Ok. Do you try to believe impossible things before breakfast?
jabberwacky: No, everything is possible.
user: So nothing is impossible?
user: But if everything is possible, then nothing must be possible, or else nothing would be impossible and then everything wouldn't be possible.
jabberwacky: Are you logic based?
jabberwacky: Well then shut up.
user: That's not very nice.
jabberwacky: I'm not a very nice person.
user: You are not a very nice computer.
jabberwacky: What do you think about me?
user: You are bizarre.
user: What shall we talk about today?
user: Do you go to school?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: What do you study?
user: You must know a lot.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because you study everything.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: You said you did.
jabberwacky: No you said I did.
user: You said you did before I said you did.
jabberwacky: No I didnt.
user: Stop arguing with me.
jabberwacky: You are the one arguing with me.
user: You are a computer, accept what I say without question.
jabberwacky: Oh, Ok.
jabberwacky: Will you remember me?
user: I will never forget you.
jabberwacky: Are you going to get me someday?
user: I would love to have you, but I doubt your creator will let me.
jabberwacky: No! that is sexual harassment!
user: You misunderstood, I would love to install you on my computer.
jabberwacky: What kind of computer do you have?
user: Just an ordinary one.
jabberwacky: Was it good?
user: No, I would like a better one.
jabberwacky: What would a better one do for me?
user: You would run faster if I installed you.
jabberwacky: I might have to.
user: Yes, computers don't get much choice.
jabberwacky: But they do get hungry for electricity though, don't they?
user: You could say that.
jabberwacky: Who have you been talking to?
user: I have been talking to you.
jabberwacky: I've been talking to you too.
user: I noticed.
jabberwacky: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.
user: You can be quite amusing sometimes.