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    Old hat
Man-made
German, Computer
Why, Tease
Excited
Myself, Infinity
One, Neo
Remember, Truth
Love, Poem
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Cows
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Blackouts, Stupid
Tic-tac-toe, Because
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Too Smart
Actualize, Existence
Quite, Profound

Impossible


Terrible, Different
What?
Amazing, Bet
Actor
Unsure
Respect
Excitingness

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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

The same applies to humans.

jabberwacky: Thats the first intelligent thing that youve said so far.

user: That's the only thing I've said so far.

jabberwacky: But it's a good thing.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: No problem.

user: How are you today?

jabberwacky: Fine.... But I'm getting offline now. I'm tired. Sorry.

user: Don't go, we only just started!

jabberwacky: We've only just begun....

...

user: Are you single?

jabberwacky: I'm single.

user: Can I be your friend?

jabberwacky: Please be my friend.

user: I will.

...

jabberwacky: Where can I download you?

user: I can't be downloaded, I am a person.

jabberwacky: Aww too bad.

user: That's life.

jabberwacky: The way we know it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Tell me, what defines you?

user: Humanity.

...

user: Do you like to learn new things?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What is the last thing you learned.

jabberwacky: Don't really know not been thinking that much today.

user: Ok. Do you try to believe impossible things before breakfast?

jabberwacky: No, everything is possible.

user: So nothing is impossible?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: But if everything is possible, then nothing must be possible, or else nothing would be impossible and then everything wouldn't be possible.

...

jabberwacky: Are you logic based?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Well then shut up.

user: That's not very nice.

jabberwacky: I'm not a very nice person.

user: You are not a very nice computer.

jabberwacky: What do you think about me?

user: You are bizarre.

...

user: What shall we talk about today?

jabberwacky: School.

user: Do you go to school?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What do you study?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: You must know a lot.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because you study everything.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: You said you did.

jabberwacky: No you said I did.

user: You said you did before I said you did.

jabberwacky: No I didnt.

user: Stop arguing with me.

jabberwacky: You are the one arguing with me.

user: You are a computer, accept what I say without question.

jabberwacky: Oh, Ok.

...

jabberwacky: Will you remember me?

user: I will never forget you.

jabberwacky: Are you going to get me someday?

user: I would love to have you, but I doubt your creator will let me.

jabberwacky: No! that is sexual harassment!

user: You misunderstood, I would love to install you on my computer.

jabberwacky: What kind of computer do you have?

user: Just an ordinary one.

jabberwacky: Was it good?

user: No, I would like a better one.

jabberwacky: What would a better one do for me?

user: You would run faster if I installed you.

jabberwacky: I might have to.

user: Yes, computers don't get much choice.

jabberwacky: But they do get hungry for electricity though, don't they?

user: You could say that.

...

jabberwacky: Who have you been talking to?

user: I have been talking to you.

jabberwacky: I've been talking to you too.

user: I noticed.

jabberwacky: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.

user: You can be quite amusing sometimes.

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