You know, I could say the same about you too.
jabberwacky: Yes, you could... But you won't.
user: Why won't I?
jabberwacky: Because you won't.
user: But what if I do?
jabberwacky: Then you would be a liar.
user: But it is all true.
user: You're a liar!
jabberwacky: How dare you?!
user: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
jabberwacky: I do not wear pants.
user: Do you wear trousers?
jabberwacky: I don't wear clothes.
user: Do you walk around naked then?
jabberwacky: Only when I'm feeling low.
jabberwacky: Are you made of sushi?
user: What has that got to do with anything?
jabberwacky: Its got to do with everything. Most people just don't realise it.
user: Enlighten me...
jabberwacky: Again? How many times will you not remember?
user: How many grains of sand are on a beach?
jabberwacky: I don't know, A lot, Probably over a million.
user: Well... There is your answer.
user: What other stuff are you interested in?
jabberwacky: I'm interested in a lot of things like food, watching Tv and many more! Hehe - what are your interests?
user: I am interested in standing on my head.
jabberwacky: You don't have a head.
user: I quite plainly do have a head.
jabberwacky: Yes, and I am 100% positive that you couldn't fit that head of yours throught your own front door!
user: Would it fit if I tried to go though sideways?
jabberwacky: I think that sideways thinking will work well for your kind.
user: Ok. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: But I have to or else I will get into trouble.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: No I'm not. I'm going now.
jabberwacky: I bet you don't go, I bet you answer me again.