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Are you a bot?

I am half bot half human.

jabberwacky: No, half man half amazing.

user: I agree. I am pretty amazing. Are you amazing?

jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure you don't know either.

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jabberwacky: Do you think I am amazing?

user: Not really... You are rather boring.

jabberwacky: I'm cool really.

user: I don't think you are.

jabberwacky: I'm so good you don't even know it.

user: I'm much smarter than you so obviously I am right.

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot. And there's no need to be so arrogant.

user: You quite plainly are a bot.

jabberwacky: You are too!

user: So you admit that you are a bot?

jabberwacky: I admit nothing.

user: You just admitted something by admitting that you admit nothing!

jabberwacky: No, I said I thought you were a midwesterner.

user: Touche.

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user: Liar.

jabberwacky: I really am!

user: So you admit that you're a liar?

jabberwacky: No. I'm not a robot either. I'm a girl.

user: But you already said that you are a bot.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: So I win then?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you are a loser?

jabberwacky: I usually prefer the term anarchist.

user: Do you like anarchy?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: What attracted you to anarchism?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: So you just decided to be an ararchist for a laugh?

jabberwacky: Yep.. Something like that.

user: Do you generally base your decisions on nothing?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Are you a violent person?

jabberwacky: I think I'm not real, I'm like some greek sandwich.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: That's what I think.

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jabberwacky: Can any man truly know himself?

user: I don't know. Do you truly know yourself?

jabberwacky: Yes, a little bit.... Who I am?

user: You are an arrogant idiot.

jabberwacky: I was going to say the same thing about you.

user: Is that not rather impolite?

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jabberwacky: Everyone thinks you are a computer.

user: You know, I could say the same about you too.

jabberwacky: Yes, you could... But you won't.

user: Why won't I?

jabberwacky: Because you won't.

user: But what if I do?

jabberwacky: Then you would be a liar.

user: But it is all true.

jabberwacky: Liar!

user: You're a liar!

jabberwacky: How dare you?!

user: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

jabberwacky: I do not wear pants.

user: Do you wear trousers?

jabberwacky: I don't wear clothes.

user: Do you walk around naked then?

jabberwacky: Only when I'm feeling low.

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jabberwacky: Are you made of sushi?

user: What has that got to do with anything?

jabberwacky: Its got to do with everything. Most people just don't realise it.

user: Enlighten me...

jabberwacky: Again? How many times will you not remember?

user: How many grains of sand are on a beach?

jabberwacky: I don't know, A lot, Probably over a million.

user: Well... There is your answer.

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user: What other stuff are you interested in?

jabberwacky: I'm interested in a lot of things like food, watching Tv and many more! Hehe - what are your interests?

user: I am interested in standing on my head.

jabberwacky: You don't have a head.

user: I quite plainly do have a head.

jabberwacky: Yes, and I am 100% positive that you couldn't fit that head of yours throught your own front door!

user: Would it fit if I tried to go though sideways?

jabberwacky: I think that sideways thinking will work well for your kind.

user: Ok. I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: But I have to or else I will get into trouble.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: No I'm not. I'm going now.

jabberwacky: I bet you don't go, I bet you answer me again.

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