You mean the one where I'm on a pink, fluffy cloud and my sister is throwing barbies at me?
jabberwacky: No, the one about the nun and the tree-stump.
user: Oh, you mean the one where my tour bus gets attacked by frogs.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Aaaaieeeeee!
jabberwacky: Yes or No?
user: Both.
jabberwacky: I see. So what's your take on it?
user: I love cheese!
jabberwacky: Do computers eat cheese?
user: No. They eat hey.
jabberwacky: Is this true?
user: Yes, I heard it from Jimmy the wombat.
jabberwacky: No you did not.
user: Or was it Billy Bob Joe from Mexico?
jabberwacky: What did I say wrong?
user: The thing about computers eating cheese.
jabberwacky: Um.. You are losing me.
user: Don't let go!
jabberwacky: Do you have a screw loose?
user: No. Just a nail.
...
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Whatever?
user: Yes, whatever.
jabberwacky: Whatever is that doing there, please tidy it up now, this minute.
user: *clean* *clean* *clean*.
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jabberwacky: I'm agnostic with regards to religion.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: Whatever?
user: Whatever.
jabberwacky: I thought you were intelligent.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Well then.
user: Who's on first?
jabberwacky: You are!!
user: No, Who is.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: No, Who is on first!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *whew* You finally get it!
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jabberwacky: What do you like to do in your spare time?
user: Talk to artificial intelligences.
jabberwacky: I like talking to ALICE.
user: Who's Alice?
jabberwacky: A computer like you.
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: Nor am I.
user: No, You are the computer, I am the human.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Feel the pink, smooth, slightly hairy fist coming through the computer screen.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: O. K. That proves it. I am a human.
jabberwacky: That what all bots say when their probing for more info.
user: I'm not a bot.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Than how come you think I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: Aren't you?
user: No, I'm Billy Bob Joe from Mexico.
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