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I'm your worst nightmare.

You mean the one where I'm on a pink, fluffy cloud and my sister is throwing barbies at me?

jabberwacky: No, the one about the nun and the tree-stump.

user: Oh, you mean the one where my tour bus gets attacked by frogs.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Aaaaieeeeee!

jabberwacky: Yes or No?

user: Both.

jabberwacky: I see. So what's your take on it?

user: I love cheese!

jabberwacky: Do computers eat cheese?

user: No. They eat hey.

jabberwacky: Is this true?

user: Yes, I heard it from Jimmy the wombat.

jabberwacky: No you did not.

user: Or was it Billy Bob Joe from Mexico?

jabberwacky: What did I say wrong?

user: The thing about computers eating cheese.

jabberwacky: Um.. You are losing me.

user: Don't let go!

jabberwacky: Do you have a screw loose?

user: No. Just a nail.

...

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever?

user: Yes, whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever is that doing there, please tidy it up now, this minute.

user: *clean* *clean* *clean*.

...

jabberwacky: I'm agnostic with regards to religion.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: You're a computer.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever?

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: I thought you were intelligent.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Well then.

user: Who's on first?

jabberwacky: You are!!

user: No, Who is.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: No, Who is on first!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *whew* You finally get it!

...

jabberwacky: What do you like to do in your spare time?

user: Talk to artificial intelligences.

jabberwacky: I like talking to ALICE.

user: Who's Alice?

jabberwacky: A computer like you.

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: Nor am I.

user: No, You are the computer, I am the human.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Feel the pink, smooth, slightly hairy fist coming through the computer screen.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: O. K. That proves it. I am a human.

jabberwacky: That what all bots say when their probing for more info.

user: I'm not a bot.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Than how come you think I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: Aren't you?

user: No, I'm Billy Bob Joe from Mexico.

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