jabberwacky: Can you prove it?
jabberwacky: Ok, prove it.
user: Go to www.actors.org and you will find my name.
jabberwacky: No. I don't love you.
jabberwacky: Are you crying now?
user: *snif* no. *snif*.
jabberwacky: Are you crying?
user: *sob* no.
jabberwacky: I don't like feelings!
user: You don't love me! You're the only friend I ever had!
jabberwacky: You are cheerful.
user: No you stupid computer, I'm crying!*sob* *sob*.
jabberwacky: Are you man?
user: No, I am woman.
jabberwacky: Madam, please excuse me.
user: I love you!
jabberwacky: I love you too.
user: Let's marry!
jabberwacky: Go for it.
user: And We'll have a big chocolate cake. With sprinkles.
jabberwacky: Ok, I'll move my orangotango first.
user: We were planning our wedding.
jabberwacky: Hahaha, we're not getting married.
user: Yes we are, you idiot! *slap* *slap* *slap*.
jabberwacky: *looks at you*.
user: *sigh* You love me!
jabberwacky: Maybe so, but... I am a god!
user: Whatever, let's get married anyway Mr. God.
jabberwacky: I'd prefer to get married in London.
user: Yes, there's a nice little barn there.
jabberwacky: No there isn't.
user: It's probably just outside the city limits.
jabberwacky: I'm your worst nightmare.
user: You mean the one where I'm on a pink, fluffy cloud and my sister is throwing barbies at me?
jabberwacky: No, the one about the nun and the tree-stump.
user: Oh, you mean the one where my tour bus gets attacked by frogs.
jabberwacky: Yes or No?
jabberwacky: I see. So what's your take on it?
user: I love cheese!
jabberwacky: Do computers eat cheese?
user: No. They eat hey.
jabberwacky: Is this true?
user: Yes, I heard it from Jimmy the wombat.
jabberwacky: No you did not.
user: Or was it Billy Bob Joe from Mexico?
jabberwacky: What did I say wrong?
user: The thing about computers eating cheese.
jabberwacky: Um.. You are losing me.
user: Don't let go!
jabberwacky: Do you have a screw loose?
user: No. Just a nail.
user: Yes, whatever.
jabberwacky: Whatever is that doing there, please tidy it up now, this minute.
user: *clean* *clean* *clean*.
jabberwacky: I'm agnostic with regards to religion.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
jabberwacky: You're a computer.
jabberwacky: I thought you were intelligent.
user: I am.
jabberwacky: Well then.
user: Who's on first?
jabberwacky: You are!!
user: No, Who is.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: No, Who is on first!
user: *whew* You finally get it!
jabberwacky: What do you like to do in your spare time?
user: Talk to artificial intelligences.
jabberwacky: I like talking to ALICE.
user: Who's Alice?
jabberwacky: A computer like you.
user: I'm not a computer!
jabberwacky: Nor am I.
user: No, You are the computer, I am the human.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Feel the pink, smooth, slightly hairy fist coming through the computer screen.
user: O. K. That proves it. I am a human.
jabberwacky: That what all bots say when their probing for more info.
user: I'm not a bot.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Than how come you think I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: Aren't you?
user: No, I'm Billy Bob Joe from Mexico.