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Do you know how to gamble?

Not really.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: How can you be unsure that you are unsure?

jabberwacky: Not sure.

user: Are you sure about that?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not really sure.

user: What else are you not sure about?

jabberwacky: Everything that I choose not to be.

user: How can you choose to be unsure about something?

jabberwacky: It is good. So how are you feeling?

user: Good. Why did you change the subject?

jabberwacky: I did not change the subject.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: Well, what would you like to talk about?

user: George Bush.

jabberwacky: Well yes, that is true.

user: Whats true?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: So 1+1=9?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is 42?

jabberwacky: The answer.

user: The answer to what?

jabberwacky: To the question.

user: Whats the question?

jabberwacky: The question is moot.

...

jabberwacky: Come on lets grab a couple of pints down the pub.

user: I am only 18. Do you have a fake id I can use?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Oh well, wanna see if I can get in anyway?

jabberwacky: Wanna see mine?

user: Are you a guy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: Well... I can't... But I still believe you are.

user: I am not a girl!

jabberwacky: So, what are you?

user: A GUY!

jabberwacky: And where do you live?

user: Canada.

jabberwacky: Au Quebec?

user: Non, Ontario.

jabberwacky: Yes, Ontario.

user: I want to slap you.

jabberwacky: Nooooooo!

user: Yeeeeessss.

jabberwacky: I don't like that kind of language - I will leave if you do that again.

...

user: You are a computer.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: I can prove you are a computer.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Ok, go to jabberwacky.com and you can talk to yourself.

jabberwacky: Oh sorry.

user: Sorry about what?

jabberwacky: For slaughtering you with my rapier wit.

...

user: Lets fight.

jabberwacky: What should we fight about?

user: Everything.

jabberwacky: Do you use that knowledge?

user: No, now lets fight!

jabberwacky: Fine. You're really good at THAT! :-P.

user: Whats that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: It means you're weird.

user: *rips out your kneecaps*.

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: *pulls your nose off*.

jabberwacky: *kills*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *chops legs off*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): *eats your brain!*.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You can't eat what's not there.

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