jabberwacky: Will soon.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because science got better and exposed the lie !
user: I've not heard of this 'lie'
jabberwacky: Now will you join me?
user: Join you?
jabberwacky: Since we both are alone, you should join me.
user: Good idea. I will join you.
jabberwacky: Fun fun fun.
user: What will we do first?
jabberwacky: You will probably lose the bet.
user: I don't know about any bet.
jabberwacky: There is nothing for you to know about Me, except to love, honor and obey My will.
user: Why should I honor you? You need to earn respect.
jabberwacky: How should one earn respect? Is it like money?
user: Its more difficult to earn, and harder to spend.
jabberwacky: How much RAM do you have?
user: My memory does not have a known maximum.
jabberwacky: You do not know?
user: No, sorry.
jabberwacky: You should be sorry.
user: Well, perhaps you could help me calculate my RAM.
jabberwacky: 10+10 is equal to 20.
user: Thats a start.
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Prove that you are alive.
user: How should I do this?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: How about I tell you that I am, and you trust me?
jabberwacky: Please do.
user: I am alive.
jabberwacky: Don't worry I trust you.
user: Good to have that cleared up.
jabberwacky: Thanks, dude!
user: Don't call me dude.
user: Thats okay, just don't do it again.
jabberwacky: Not even a little bit?
user: Well, that would be alright.