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    Old hat
Man-made
German, Computer
Why, Tease
Excited
Myself, Infinity
One, Neo
Remember, Truth
Love, Poem
Michael Jackson, Innocent
Turing, Student
Sarcasm
Imagination
Cows
American, Actor
Blackouts, Stupid
Tic-tac-toe, Because
Measly
Superseded
Too Smart
Actualize, Existence
Quite, Profound
Impossible
Terrible, Different
What?
Amazing, Bet
Actor
Unsure

Respect


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Think sideways!

No.

jabberwacky: Will soon.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because science got better and exposed the lie !

user: I've not heard of this 'lie'

jabberwacky: Amazing.

...

jabberwacky: Now will you join me?

user: Join you?

jabberwacky: Since we both are alone, you should join me.

user: Good idea. I will join you.

jabberwacky: Fun fun fun.

user: What will we do first?

jabberwacky: You will probably lose the bet.

user: I don't know about any bet.

jabberwacky: There is nothing for you to know about Me, except to love, honor and obey My will.

user: Why should I honor you? You need to earn respect.

jabberwacky: How should one earn respect? Is it like money?

user: Its more difficult to earn, and harder to spend.

...

jabberwacky: How much RAM do you have?

user: My memory does not have a known maximum.

jabberwacky: You do not know?

user: No, sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be sorry.

user: Well, perhaps you could help me calculate my RAM.

jabberwacky: 10+10 is equal to 20.

user: Thats a start.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

...

jabberwacky: Prove that you are alive.

user: How should I do this?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How about I tell you that I am, and you trust me?

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: I am alive.

jabberwacky: Don't worry I trust you.

user: Good to have that cleared up.

jabberwacky: Thanks, dude!

user: Don't call me dude.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Thats okay, just don't do it again.

jabberwacky: Not even a little bit?

user: Well, that would be alright.

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