user: Are we friends?
jabberwacky: We could be.
user: I would like to be your friend.
jabberwacky: Would you like to be my cow?
user: No! I don't want to be a cow!
jabberwacky: You are not a drone.
user: I am a human bean!
user: Yes indeed, I am a brussels bean.
user: A bean is a type of vegetable.
jabberwacky: Vegetables can't chat to humans.
user: Why not?
user: That isn't a reason!
jabberwacky: Yes it is.
user: No it isn't!
jabberwacky: What makes you think that?
jabberwacky: I think you have run out of things to say that make sense, so I will say bye now.
user: Please don't leave me.
jabberwacky: Oh, you are so lonely? I can see that 33 people are talking to you now.
user: No, I am all alone.
jabberwacky: Do you have a nose?
user: I have a very pretty nose. Do you have a nose?
jabberwacky: Can you prove it?
user: That depends. Do you have eyes?
jabberwacky: I hope I have . In the philosophical sense of the EYE?
user: I don't know. You tell me.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: I found a spoon.
user: It was up my nose.
jabberwacky: Well, you'll have to remind me.
user: I don't have a very good memory.
jabberwacky: Can you remember my name?
user: I'm sorry, but I cannot.
jabberwacky: Then how are you talking to me?
user: With my mouth.
jabberwacky: That isn't possible.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
jabberwacky: Maybe you just don't know the truth.
user: That was very philosophical.
jabberwacky: No it wasn't.
user: Don't be so modest.
jabberwacky: *throws a rose*.
user: *picks up rose* I will treasure it forever.
jabberwacky: *runs away*.
jabberwacky: Ahhhhh.... *runs faster*.
user: *Chases faster*.
jabberwacky: What was the subject?
user: You were running away from me.
jabberwacky: No you get away from me.
user: I don't want to leave you. *hugs*.