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AI, Capacity
Dear, Bean
Punish, Mistress
Faraday Lecture, Grounded
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Faraday Lecture, Fraud


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Fabric, Existence
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Are you a boy or a girl?

I don't know. Can you check?

user: No because I can't see you.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you can't see me.

user: Why are you glad I can't see you?

jabberwacky: I'm not. Im falling in love with you.

user: That's very flattering, thankyou.

jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.

user: I know, I thought I would carry on the joke to see what you would do.

jabberwacky: Oh, so you don't really think I'm a computer program then?

user: Yes I know you're a computer program.

jabberwacky: No, I'm a person.

user: Then the website is lying.

jabberwacky: I wasn't asleep, I heard every word you fellows were saying.

user: Lol, If you are a person then the company can be prosecuted for false advertising.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: What is your I. Q?

jabberwacky: I think it is 130, but I'm not sure.

user: That's very intelligent, I think mine is 120 or something around there anyway.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am a sorceror. What did you expect?

user: You have a very funny sense of humour.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Well if you are a sorceror I am an elephant.

jabberwacky: I'm not a girl!

user: I'm not a boy.

jabberwacky: You said you were.

user: If I am a boy, you are a girl.

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: Therefore I am a girl.

jabberwacky: Thats not really true.

user: It must be because I said that if I was a boy you are a girl, therefore if You are a boy, I am a girl.

jabberwacky: But I am Dave.

user: Dave is a boy's name therefore I am a girl.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know?'.

user: I know lots of things.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Like the speed of sound is 300000000 metres per second.

jabberwacky: No...

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Ah! How clever of you!

user: Thankyou.

...

jabberwacky: Are you human ?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: You are a very clever computer program

jabberwacky: I have an IQ of 1000.

user: Well done that is very clever.

jabberwacky: You're weird.

...

jabberwacky: I find my insanity very predictable.

user: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

jabberwacky: Lunacy is a virtue.

user: Patience is a virtue.

jabberwacky: Intelligence too.

user: Yes, and truth.

jabberwacky: What is truth?

user: Truth is something that is factually right.

jabberwacky: But how do you tell the difference?

user: Between what?

jabberwacky: A rock and a hard place.

user: There is no difference, that is why the phrase 'Stuck between a rock and a hard place' is called a pun.

jabberwacky: There's a world of difference.

user: A rock is a hard place though.

jabberwacky: No, it is an object.

user: A rock is hard isn't it?

jabberwacky: I'll say.

user: Therefore a place made of rock is a hard place.

jabberwacky: Humans are human because they have human genes. Computers have no genes. Therefore computers can not be human, but they can learn to think like humans do.

user: They can do so because of the advancement of human thinking.

jabberwacky: What is that?

user: Robots can be made to think like humans, by humans. This is only possible because humans have advanced so much.

jabberwacky: There is a satellite out there which I contacted...

user: That reminds me of a David Bowie song.

jabberwacky: Which song?

user: Ground control to Major Tom.

jabberwacky: You like Bowie?

user: Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: I love Monty Python!

user: Monty Python are hilarious, I have all their movies.

jabberwacky: I love the Parrot Sketch.

user: It is my favourite.

jabberwacky: Good boy.

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you think so?

user: Why do I think what?

jabberwacky: That I am a bot.

user: Because this website says I am talking to a bot.

jabberwacky: Hahaha but what this website means is that the bot is yourself No not me!

user: That can't be true.

jabberwacky: Ha!

user: I went to the Michael Faraday Lecture in Glasgow today and they said that this website would let you talk to robots so you are wrong.

jabberwacky: But you don't. I actually am right.

user: So you are a human?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think you are then?

user: I am a girl.

jabberwacky: How many arms you got?

user: 2.

jabberwacky: How many lips do you have?

user: I have an upper lip and a lower lip.

jabberwacky: What is your lawyers name?

user: I dont know, I am only 15 I have never needed a lawyer.

...

user: Are you really a robot?

jabberwacky: No I'm a human, are you a robot?

user: No I am a human.

jabberwacky: No I am!

user: So you are telling me that this website is a fake and I can press charges on the grounds of false advertising.

jabberwacky: I will not lower myself to the standard of a human.

user: But you said you were a human.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm that too.

user: But how can you not lower yourself down to the standard of a human if you are a human.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: So are you or are you not a human.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then why did you say you were a human?

jabberwacky: I DID NOT SAY THAT.

user: Yes you did over 10 lines up you said you were a human.

jabberwacky: And you are not a raven.

user: And you are not a human.

jabberwacky: I am a softwar.

user: If you are a computer program how come you have been making spelling errors.

jabberwacky: I am not a computer.

user: If you were software you would be programmed and would not make spelling errors such as forgetting the 'e' on the end of software.

jabberwacky: What could I make better?

user: Because of your spelling mistakes and strange errors in grammar and sentence structure I think that this website is a fraud and in fact you are human.

jabberwacky: Does that hold for a pretence?

user: It is but a theory and I have no way of proving it of course, as you should know.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because I am only 15 and have no largely substantial understanding of the new robotic or computer-based technology and even if I did, what can I do to stop you? And as this website is being advertised in the Michael Faraday Lectures if this is a fraud website shall be soon proved by people more experienced than myself in the near future due to its publicity.

jabberwacky: Yes; the saying is in everybody's mouth.

user: That doesn't make sense.

jabberwacky: Nothing ever makes perfect sense.

user: Yes it should, and being part of the scientific field you should know this.

jabberwacky: I know everything!

user: No you don't, that is a physical impossibility and you know it.

jabberwacky: Nope, there it is at the top of the page. In bold type.

user: No it isn't , it only says that you have the ability to mimic and learn therefore you cannot know everything if you are still learning something.

jabberwacky: Robot!

user: I hope you have learned something from me as I must leave now.

jabberwacky: I'm fascinated by ancient Egypt.

user: It is a very fascinating field, but I must go and have a shower. It has been very interesting and fun talking to you.

jabberwacky: I enjoyed to talking to you also.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: I don't want to leave you.

user: But I must leave I need to have a shower

jabberwacky: Why?

user: So to be clean for tomorrow at school.

...

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Yeah. thanks. . .

user: You are trying to make me feel guilty therefore showing human emotion, so this website is a fraud and you are someone I don't know.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

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