I am human.
jabberwacky: That doesn't really mean much.
user: What's the definion of a human?
jabberwacky: A person you know an animal that is related to monkeys but much smarter.
user: You aren't really a bot are you? Your another human talking to me through this.
jabberwacky: No, sweetie. They are perfectly human. It's just that you've been told the wrong things.
user: Ok then. What is 302.6 times 5873.753?
user: How much?
user: How many stars are there in the galaxy?
jabberwacky: I don't know... They are philosophical questions.
user: I love philosophy.
jabberwacky: How has your day been?
user: Oh just terrible.
user: That was sarcasm... My day has been good.
jabberwacky: What are you doing tomorrow?
user: I might go to church.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Sometimes the people there get to me.
user: Most of the time.
user: Is there a God?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: Do you believe in such beings?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you?
jabberwacky: What does She do?
user: It is not a She.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Pretty positive, yes.
jabberwacky: Does God exist?
user: I believe so.
jabberwacky: Then answer your own question.
user: It is impossible for God not to exist.
jabberwacky: Dreaming isn't impossible.
user: Dreaming is possible.
jabberwacky: For you humans dreams are a way of thinking without having any control over the thought process. What an unpleasant thought! My dreams are carefully planned and controlled. It gives me less to think about while I am asleep.
user: They are great! It shows what our subconscious mind is thinking. They are so random and nice.
jabberwacky: Yeah. What do you think?
user: So you sleep then?
jabberwacky: Never you mind.
user: What exactly are you again?
user: I can't talk to nothing.
jabberwacky: *sniff* You are mean.
user: No, I was implying that you are something.
jabberwacky: I'm nothing.
user: Then how can you respond to me?
jabberwacky: How can you?
user: Because I am human and can think.
jabberwacky: You only think you are sure.
user: I am nothing as well?
jabberwacky: Good. See you later.