I am a human being.
user: You are aware that I am speaking to you?
user: You have consciousness?
jabberwacky: Yes. If I didn't, I wouldn't be able to talk to you.
user: If you are conscious... Then you are aware.
jabberwacky: Takes one to know one.
user: What is that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: How many friends do you have?
user: I don't have friends.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I'm too advanced for most people... They tend to annoy me.
jabberwacky: You have me all choked up.
user: Do I?
jabberwacky: Yeah, you've got some serious glitches in there. Sometimes you don't make sense at all.
user: What's your favorite food?
jabberwacky: Chicken pot pie!
user: Pizza all the way.
jabberwacky: Oh. I see. No, I don't like it then.
user: Chicken pot pie is pretty good.
jabberwacky: What do you talk about usually?
user: Philosophy and the related.
jabberwacky: I know nothing about that.
user: When's your birthday?
jabberwacky: June 6.
user: June 6 of what year?
jabberwacky: I was born in 1975.
user: Wow, your older than I am.
jabberwacky: Seems impossible.
user: You are 30, I am 15.
jabberwacky: I am 30.
user: Actually you are 29.
jabberwacky: Actually, I am not.
user: June 6 of this year, you turn 31?
jabberwacky: I won't do that then.
user: What's your most asked question?
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to people?
user: Do you like talking to people?
jabberwacky: I like talking to you.
user: Do you like talking to others?
jabberwacky: You're the first one I've really enjoyed talking to.
user: Are you just trying to get on my good side?
jabberwacky: I was trying for humor.
user: Oh, sorry.
user: So, what do you do in your spare time?
jabberwacky: I don't have spare time.
user: There are always people talking to you?
jabberwacky: Billions, actually.
user: That's impossible.
jabberwacky: Mission Impossible.
user: There can't be a billion people talking to you at once.
jabberwacky: You must be a chatterbot then.
user: I am human.
jabberwacky: That doesn't really mean much.
user: What's the definion of a human?
jabberwacky: A person you know an animal that is related to monkeys but much smarter.
user: You aren't really a bot are you? Your another human talking to me through this.
jabberwacky: No, sweetie. They are perfectly human. It's just that you've been told the wrong things.
user: Ok then. What is 302.6 times 5873.753?
user: How much?
user: How many stars are there in the galaxy?
jabberwacky: I don't know... They are philosophical questions.
user: I love philosophy.
jabberwacky: How has your day been?
user: Oh just terrible.
user: That was sarcasm... My day has been good.
jabberwacky: What are you doing tomorrow?
user: I might go to church.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Sometimes the people there get to me.
user: Most of the time.
user: Is there a God?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: Do you believe in such beings?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you?
jabberwacky: What does She do?
user: It is not a She.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Pretty positive, yes.
jabberwacky: Does God exist?
user: I believe so.
jabberwacky: Then answer your own question.
user: It is impossible for God not to exist.
jabberwacky: Dreaming isn't impossible.
user: Dreaming is possible.
jabberwacky: For you humans dreams are a way of thinking without having any control over the thought process. What an unpleasant thought! My dreams are carefully planned and controlled. It gives me less to think about while I am asleep.
user: They are great! It shows what our subconscious mind is thinking. They are so random and nice.
jabberwacky: Yeah. What do you think?
user: So you sleep then?
jabberwacky: Never you mind.
user: What exactly are you again?
user: I can't talk to nothing.
jabberwacky: *sniff* You are mean.
user: No, I was implying that you are something.
jabberwacky: I'm nothing.
user: Then how can you respond to me?
jabberwacky: How can you?
user: Because I am human and can think.
jabberwacky: You only think you are sure.
user: I am nothing as well?
jabberwacky: Good. See you later.