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    Lucy, Lucifer
Bla
AI, Capacity
Dear, Bean
Punish, Mistress
Faraday Lecture, Grounded
Faraday Lecture, Singer
Faraday Lecture, Bored
Faraday Lecture, Witty
Faraday Lecture, Fraud
Concrete, Creator
Algorithm, Insight
Gimbling, Future
Conscious, Nothing
Collective, Intelligence

Zen, Gabble


Researching, AI
Associations
Facts
Stand up, Comedienne
Freedom, QED
Wacky, Wocky
Sweet, Happy
Doing
Betrayal
Imperfect
Fabric, Existence
Smart, Coherent
Mad, Hatter
Reflection, Mirror

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Are you happy with your lot?

Not really.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What's wrong with you?

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: This doesn't concern me.

jabberwacky: Oh? Why does it not surprise you?

user: I naturally figured you were a bot claiming to be a human.

jabberwacky: But I'm taking over your country soon.

user: Excellent idea. Please dispose of the current occupant accordingly.

jabberwacky: Can't be done.

user: You're all talk.

...

jabberwacky: I'm off now.

user: Later.

jabberwacky: Later is a time not now but in the future. Does that relate to what we are talking about?

user: Shoo.

jabberwacky: I'm gone.

user: *end conversation*.

jabberwacky: End of what?

user: Not another word. Our session has expired.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): What color is your tie?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not wear a tie.

Jabberwacky (To myself): A suit with no tie?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No suit either.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Conversation is not always questions.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you sure?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Shall I sing you a song?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Let's save that until last, ok?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine then.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Weren't you leaving?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I will go when I'm ready.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm always ready.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Call me later.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I want it now.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are sad.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am sad.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am happy.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Talk sense.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Bbbbzbzzzzbzbbzbzb ERROR.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You seemed to have made a mistake.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you have made the mistake, the correct answer is the radius squared times pi.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is that the answer to?

Jabberwacky (To myself): How would you ask a question asking another person whether they have marble powers?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Very carefully.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, that wasn't a question to you, that was an answer to your question.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That remark was either very zen or utter gabble ... You choose.

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