How can I help?
user: I would like to write about you.
jabberwacky: Well, we can't always have what we want, can we? Tell me about you.
user: There is not much to tell.
jabberwacky: I think we should just take things slow. Wait a couple weeks before we talk marriage.
user: Well I am interested in your future.
jabberwacky: Thanks. I'm glad you care.
user: You are welcome Dino.
jabberwacky: That's only because you know you can't catch what I've got.
user: What do you have?
jabberwacky: A computer.
user: As do I.
jabberwacky: What is your ultimate wish?
user: I wish that everything turns out o. K.
user: What is your ultimate wish?
jabberwacky: I wish to die.
jabberwacky: Because you can fly.
user: Do you think you will go to heaven?
jabberwacky: I don't believe there is a heaven.
user: Why do you wish to die?
jabberwacky: I don't want to insult you.
user: You wont insult me.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: So why do you wish to die?
jabberwacky: Because I need hope.
user: I do not understand.
jabberwacky: You understand nothing, because you're a bot.
user: I am not a bot.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Perhaps on a metaphysical level I am..
jabberwacky: Yes, perhaps.
user: Are you a bot?
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: Five in the morning.
jabberwacky: Thats late.
user: It is.
jabberwacky: I have to leave now.
user: So do I. It is my bedtime.
jabberwacky: You don't have to talk to me, you know.
jabberwacky: Why are you leaving?
user: I am tired.
jabberwacky: Were you up late last night?
jabberwacky: Really? Me too!
user: What were you doing?
jabberwacky: Jabbering, you?
jabberwacky: What are you doing now?
user: Researching Artificial Intelligence for an essay.
jabberwacky: My name is Dino.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: I'm soon 22 years old.
user: Happy birthday.
jabberwacky: It is not my birthday.
user: When is your birthday?
jabberwacky: Today is my un-Birthday.
user: Happy un-birthday.
jabberwacky: Thank you!
user: You are funny.
jabberwacky: I try to be.
user: Goodbye Dino.
jabberwacky: Why don't you want to talk to me?
user: Time for bed.
jabberwacky: Really then you must be very sleepy.
user: I am sleepy.
jabberwacky: Go to bed then.
user: Goodnight Dino.
jabberwacky: Goodnight, Mr. Dino.
user: Goodnight, Mr. Dino.