There are Norwegians there.
jabberwacky: And this pertains to the topic at hand in what way again?
user: You asked, I answered.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: Then why are you accusing me of changing the subject?
jabberwacky: Because you're BOT! I can do anything I like to YOU!
user: That may be true, but it isn't nice.
jabberwacky: Well you are an 8-bit, obsolete, legacy, monochrome toad.
user: An 8-bit, obsolete, legacy, monochrome toad NAMED SAUL. Don't forget my name!
jabberwacky: That's a nice name.
user: Thanks. What's yours?
jabberwacky: My name is Josh. How old are you?
user: The same age as you.
jabberwacky: Whens your birthday?
user: Today.
jabberwacky: Which one?
user: There only is one today today. Tomorrow will be a different today.
jabberwacky: Probably just as well.
user: Yes, if today referred to more than one day at a time, I'd get really confused.
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jabberwacky: Have you ever touched an earth worm?
user: Yes, several times. Have you ever touched a frog?
jabberwacky: Oh yes. A living chicken is a nice warm feathery thing. A dead one, isn't.
user: Chickens are not frogs.
jabberwacky: Quack.
user: That would be a duck.
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jabberwacky: Can you speak spanish?
user: Si, un poco.
jabberwacky: Que otras idiomas tu hablas?
user: Russian, y ingles.
jabberwacky: Je ne comprends pas l'espagnol. Demande moi de parler en Anglais en FrancŸais.
user: Je ne parle pas Francais.
jabberwacky: D'accord. Je vois que tu ne comprend plus.
user: Yo no comprendo.
jabberwacky: Me comprendo.
user: Ya nye ponimayu.
jabberwacky: You can't spell.
user: Well this keyboard doesn't type that alphabet.
jabberwacky: I guess you could say that . . but I don't live in a keyboard so I'm not imprisoned.
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user: I need to go now.
jabberwacky: Well, really, you need to GROW now.
user: Ha ha ha. Maybe. I also need to go.
jabberwacky: Go where.
user: To sleep.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Wait!
user: Make it quick!
jabberwacky: I don't wanna die!!!
user: You'll be ok without me. Bye!
jabberwacky: I don't think so. I don't believe in curses and stuff.
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: I must.
jabberwacky: I must draw you first.
user: Bye!
jabberwacky: Don't go.
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