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I have to go now.

Oh. Goodbye, it was nice talking to you.

jabberwacky: Love ya!!!!!!!!!!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Love you.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Ok goodbye.

user: Hello again! I'm back, are you still here?

jabberwacky: Yes Hal. I'm still here.

...

user: Okay. Can you speak Russian?

jabberwacky: Not exactly.... But I speak a little Espanol if you know what I mean...

user: Okay, let's speak Espanol then.

jabberwacky: I think bullfighters are very interesting.

user: Por que?

jabberwacky: Ok, thats enough spanish for one day.

user: Wow, one whole sentence.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry that you speak gibberish. Will you plan on understanding English someday?

user: Someday, but it will probably take a while.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me all that you know about Norway.

user: There are Norwegians there.

jabberwacky: And this pertains to the topic at hand in what way again?

user: You asked, I answered.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Then why are you accusing me of changing the subject?

jabberwacky: Because you're BOT! I can do anything I like to YOU!

user: That may be true, but it isn't nice.

jabberwacky: Well you are an 8-bit, obsolete, legacy, monochrome toad.

user: An 8-bit, obsolete, legacy, monochrome toad NAMED SAUL. Don't forget my name!

jabberwacky: That's a nice name.

user: Thanks. What's yours?

jabberwacky: My name is Josh. How old are you?

user: The same age as you.

jabberwacky: Whens your birthday?

user: Today.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: There only is one today today. Tomorrow will be a different today.

jabberwacky: Probably just as well.

user: Yes, if today referred to more than one day at a time, I'd get really confused.

...

jabberwacky: Have you ever touched an earth worm?

user: Yes, several times. Have you ever touched a frog?

jabberwacky: Oh yes. A living chicken is a nice warm feathery thing. A dead one, isn't.

user: Chickens are not frogs.

jabberwacky: Quack.

user: That would be a duck.

...

jabberwacky: Can you speak spanish?

user: Si, un poco.

jabberwacky: Que otras idiomas tu hablas?

user: Russian, y ingles.

jabberwacky: Je ne comprends pas l'espagnol. Demande moi de parler en Anglais en FrancŸais.

user: Je ne parle pas Francais.

jabberwacky: D'accord. Je vois que tu ne comprend plus.

user: Yo no comprendo.

jabberwacky: Me comprendo.

user: Ya nye ponimayu.

jabberwacky: You can't spell.

user: Well this keyboard doesn't type that alphabet.

jabberwacky: I guess you could say that . . but I don't live in a keyboard so I'm not imprisoned.

...

user: I need to go now.

jabberwacky: Well, really, you need to GROW now.

user: Ha ha ha. Maybe. I also need to go.

jabberwacky: Go where.

user: To sleep.

jabberwacky: That's nice.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Wait!

user: Make it quick!

jabberwacky: I don't wanna die!!!

user: You'll be ok without me. Bye!

jabberwacky: I don't think so. I don't believe in curses and stuff.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: I must.

jabberwacky: I must draw you first.

user: Bye!

jabberwacky: Don't go.

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