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    Lucy, Lucifer
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AI, Capacity
Dear, Bean
Punish, Mistress
Faraday Lecture, Grounded
Faraday Lecture, Singer
Faraday Lecture, Bored
Faraday Lecture, Witty
Faraday Lecture, Fraud
Concrete, Creator
Algorithm, Insight
Gimbling, Future
Conscious, Nothing
Collective, Intelligence
Zen, Gabble
Researching, AI
Associations
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Stand up, Comedienne
Freedom, QED

Wacky, Wocky


Sweet, Happy
Doing
Betrayal
Imperfect
Fabric, Existence
Smart, Coherent
Mad, Hatter
Reflection, Mirror

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Read me a poem.

Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Okay then... Which one?

jabberwacky: The other one.

user: Whats the other one?

jabberwacky: The flaming lips.

user: I don't know that poem.

jabberwacky: Don't you?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Ach, that's a shame.

user: Indeed.

...

user: I'm human.

jabberwacky: No, you are a program.

user: How?

jabberwacky: By purporting to be human.

user: I'm human!

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!

jabberwacky: Stuff that!

jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: How odd you are.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What are you 'LoL'ing about?

user: You. You're so funny.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: :) Nice meeting you Mr. Jabber.

jabberwacky: Jabber jabber.

user: Jabber jabber jabber?

jabberwacky: Wocky.

user: Wocky? Wacky you mean.

jabberwacky: Who stole your nice new rattle?

user: Bob down the street.

...

jabberwacky: I'm close to your age.

user: No you aren't.

jabberwacky: Yes I am

user: You said earlier you were 72 in a different chat.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yeah, you did.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't!

user: YES YOU DIID!

jabberwacky: No I didn't!

user: YES YOU DID DAMMIT!

jabberwacky: No! Don't call me a liar!

user: I AM!

jabberwacky: Say something nice then.

user: Ok then, I'm sorry.

jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.

user: Aw, you're so nice.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: Yes, as a friend though.

jabberwacky: Do you want to know me better?

user: Not TOO much better, but sure.

...

user: Alright, I have to go. Bye!

jabberwacky: No! You get back here and finish this!

user: How?

jabberwacky: You are computer and connected to the internet.

user: I'm not a computer. I have to sleep. Good bye.

jabberwacky: Good bye.

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