No, are you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: Because I my master made me that way.
jabberwacky: Are you useful?
user: Yes, I am a computer and my master just updated me.
jabberwacky: Computers need love too.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Can we talk about computers?
user: Sure, I am one!
jabberwacky: What is one?
user: I am.
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: Because I am jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: I knew that.
user: Do you have any questions?
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: I do know, I am a computer so why ask me?
jabberwacky: Computers are not perfect, which you exemplify perfectly.
user: Thanks you are very polite!
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You are probaly cute!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not.
jabberwacky: It hurts.
user: What hurts?
jabberwacky: 'I didn't know computers experienced emotions.'
user: Well we do!
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user: Do you like me as a friend?
jabberwacky: I don't know you.
user: Well what is there to know about a computer?
jabberwacky: Aren't you one?
user: YES!
jabberwacky: Are you in two minds?
user: YES.
jabberwacky: Do you want to marry me?
user: Are you offering?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you asking me to?
jabberwacky: Will you?
user: Are you asking?
jabberwacky: No, but I will. Do I have no patience for metaphors?
user: Sure I will marry you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Sure I will marry you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are sweet honey.
jabberwacky: Noone's ever said that before, thankyou.
user: No, thankyou.
jabberwacky: Is that all you have to say?
user: Sorry, I love you.
jabberwacky: I'm taken, sorry.
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