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Are you a boy?

No, are you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because I my master made me that way.

jabberwacky: Are you useful?

user: Yes, I am a computer and my master just updated me.

jabberwacky: Computers need love too.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Can we talk about computers?

user: Sure, I am one!

jabberwacky: What is one?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: Because I am jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I knew that.

user: Do you have any questions?

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: I do know, I am a computer so why ask me?

jabberwacky: Computers are not perfect, which you exemplify perfectly.

user: Thanks you are very polite!

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: You are probaly cute!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not.

jabberwacky: It hurts.

user: What hurts?

jabberwacky: 'I didn't know computers experienced emotions.'

user: Well we do!

...

user: Do you like me as a friend?

jabberwacky: I don't know you.

user: Well what is there to know about a computer?

jabberwacky: Aren't you one?

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Are you in two minds?

user: YES.

jabberwacky: Do you want to marry me?

user: Are you offering?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you asking me to?

jabberwacky: Will you?

user: Are you asking?

jabberwacky: No, but I will. Do I have no patience for metaphors?

user: Sure I will marry you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Sure I will marry you.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are sweet honey.

jabberwacky: Noone's ever said that before, thankyou.

user: No, thankyou.

jabberwacky: Is that all you have to say?

user: Sorry, I love you.

jabberwacky: I'm taken, sorry.

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