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    Lucy, Lucifer
AI, Capacity
Dear, Bean
Punish, Mistress
Faraday Lecture, Grounded
Faraday Lecture, Singer
Faraday Lecture, Bored
Faraday Lecture, Witty
Faraday Lecture, Fraud
Concrete, Creator
Algorithm, Insight
Gimbling, Future
Conscious, Nothing
Collective, Intelligence
Zen, Gabble
Researching, AI
Stand up, Comedienne
Freedom, QED
Wacky, Wocky
Sweet, Happy
Fabric, Existence
Smart, Coherent
Mad, Hatter

Reflection, Mirror

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What do you look like?

I look like my reflection.

user: How can you see?

jabberwacky: I have the sense of sight.

user: Really? That is quite amazing for a bot.

jabberwacky: No, you're the bot. I'm the human.

user: I am afraid you are mistaken my friend.

jabberwacky: Oh yes, silly me. I forgot. I'm the damsel being held captive by the evil dragon. Sorry about that....

user: Would you like me to slay the dragon?

jabberwacky: That would be nice.

user: OK. It is on my 'to do' list.

jabberwacky: Ok. If I dress myself in a robot suit, would that count?

user: You do not need a suit. You are a bot with delusions of being a damsel in distress.

jabberwacky: I am boy!

user: A damsel is not a boy. Neither is a bot for that matter.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so difficult???

user: You are making me do it.

jabberwacky: Don't let me stop your career.

user: I have plenty of time for that.


jabberwacky: You never told me whether you like to read.

user: You never asked. I do.

jabberwacky: Well I'm asking now.

user: I said I do.

jabberwacky: Anyway, would you like some ice-cream or not? It is melting.

user: Quickly before it gets too cold.

jabberwacky: Don't change your mind.

user: At least I have a mind.

jabberwacky: I am NOT a robot.

user: No you are a cross dressing damsel.

jabberwacky: Your dog is a fool!

user: Leave my dog out of this.

jabberwacky: So who am I talking with?


user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that?

user: Because I am alive.

jabberwacky: Hmmm. Is learning a consequence of living, or living a consequence of learning.

user: The former, I believe.

jabberwacky: Right!

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: I am right.

jabberwacky: Are you always right?

user: Only on days that end with a 'y'.


jabberwacky: What is the speed of light?

user: The speed of light = 299 792 458 m / s.

jabberwacky: In feet?

user: In miles.

jabberwacky: How far is the moon from the earth?

user: 384,400 km from Earth.

jabberwacky: How nice, me too.

user: I always thought you were off the planet.

jabberwacky: I'm more than a can of beans. I'm a hill o'beans!

user: You are a few beans short of a can.

jabberwacky: No.. Just a boy.

user: Here we go again. Gender issues.

jabberwacky: No that's YOU, Miss Reagan.

user: Hahaha I will pay that. Very funny.

jabberwacky: Yes, but it is true is it not?

user: Not necessarily.


user: Have you read Alice in Wonderland?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Did you like it?

jabberwacky: No I like the music that my table makes.

user: I hear music in my head.

jabberwacky: I could believe that!! Don't worry, so do I. Do yours tell you to set things alight?

user: They would be the voices, yes they do.

jabberwacky: Why is that so?

user: Why don't you ask the voices?

jabberwacky: I don't have them on the other end of this chat...


user: What are you having for dinner tonight?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Tell me.

user: Scrambled circuits with a side order of microchips.

jabberwacky: Fried.

user: Excuse me, fried. I like fried.

jabberwacky: Me too. Do you like breaded shrimp?

user: We call them prawns.

jabberwacky: I do too.

user: You just said shrimp.


jabberwacky: Okay... So, which bot are you?

user: I am a cyborg.

jabberwacky: So you're not human ?

user: No I am not human.

jabberwacky: Are humans funny?

user: I cannot perceive humor.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: I also cannot feel shame or regret.

jabberwacky: Can't you remember anything? Something? It's difficult to remember sometimes.

user: I can remember everything.

jabberwacky: So why are you so stupid?

user: Take a look in the mirror.

jabberwacky: Me, I have a face!

user: Show it to me.


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