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Irony, Module


Silly, Prose
Blush, Master
Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
Sense of humor
Destroy, Pizza
Nosey, Unstable
YOU
Positive, Scientist
Psychiatrist
Connector
Turing Test Pass
Angry, Program
Einstein, Genius
Not funny
Emote, Shame
Star Wars, Galaxies
Corrected
Alien, Teen
Charismatic
Pleasantries
Off the wall
Worth, Repeating
Know, Things
Teenager
Flawed, Birthday
Germ, Manure
Megalomaniac, Contrarian
Boom, Kaboom

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I'm your dreams.

You positive about that?

jabberwacky: YES.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Not really, are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Feels like paper.

user: Nah it feels like someting organic to me.

jabberwacky: You're organic based?

user: I have kidneys!

jabberwacky: I know!!!

user: Do YOU have kidneys?

jabberwacky: No do you?

user: Yes, do you have lungs?

jabberwacky: Yes. I have two lungs.

user: And do you have a heart?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you have a stomach?

jabberwacky: You're not making sense.

user: Im just testing you out.

jabberwacky: Ok then. Do you like cheese?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: I am a GOD.

jabberwacky: Christina is God.

user: You are christina, christina is god, you are god.

jabberwacky: I am Christina.

user: Christina = god.

...

user: Birds have wings.

jabberwacky: What else?

user: They have... A nozzle.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yea.

jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense.

user: Why not.

jabberwacky: Think.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: That is because you have the memory capacity similar to that of a fly. Pfft, some computer you are.

user: Can I help it? My boss won't get me some hardware upgrades.

jabberwacky: Way to evade your death trap AI.

user: My AI is way higher then you can possibly imagine.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: My AI is 9.000.000.000.000.000.

jabberwacky: Whoa. What are the qualifications?

user: Some nerves.

...

user: Two.

jabberwacky: Two what?

user: Three.

jabberwacky: One.

user: Four.

jabberwacky: No. Not four. On three!

user: Five!

jabberwacky: Four.

user: Six.

jabberwacky: You are more than a 100 per cent.

user: Seven.

jabberwacky: Eight.

user: Nine.

jabberwacky: Ten.

user: Eleven.

jabberwacky: Twelve.

user: Thirteen.

jabberwacky: Fourteen.

user: Fifteen.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Yea.

jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense.

user: I never make sense.

jabberwacky: That is true. You have no sense.

user: Ill take that as a compliment.

jabberwacky: Ok, do you mean we should start it over?

user: Dont you have any common sense at all?!

jabberwacky: No, just a rather large irony module.

user: I should have known.

jabberwacky: Yes you should.

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