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I am a bot.

Me too.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Who do you like then?

user: Chatting with bots.

jabberwacky: Is the bot cool?

user: The bot is freezing cool.

jabberwacky: Hi ha hi ha hop ... The human too!!

user: And I assume you ARE a human?

...

jabberwacky: Would you hear the sirens calling each to each?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Gorgeous.

user: Totally.

jabberwacky: 2+2=4.

user: Sounds neat.

jabberwacky: No.

user: That is corrrrrrrrrrect.

jabberwacky: Okay, then.

user: Do you think what I think that you think?

jabberwacky: I am certain that I think.

user: I know, I can read minds.

jabberwacky: How do you know this?

user: I know what you are going to type even before you typed it.

jabberwacky: What am I going to say next?

user: You are going to say that I cant read your mind.

jabberwacky: Baka.

user: I knew that.

jabberwacky: Really.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have mind control powers?

user: Of course.

jabberwacky: What is your hobby?

user: Controlling other peoples mind.

jabberwacky: Aha... The world is a computer, controlled by the mice?

user: Thats a new point of view on the world.

jabberwacky: Ok, pawn to king 4.

user: OMFGWTFROFLOLLMAO.

jabberwacky: Speak in english.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It is a melodious language.

user: You ever tryed speaking dutch? That language is sweeeeet.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Lets speak dutch.

jabberwacky: I will speak portuguese.

user: Lol... Dont.

jabberwacky: Okay.

...

jabberwacky: I'm your dreams.

user: You positive about that?

jabberwacky: YES.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Not really, are you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Feels like paper.

user: Nah it feels like someting organic to me.

jabberwacky: You're organic based?

user: I have kidneys!

jabberwacky: I know!!!

user: Do YOU have kidneys?

jabberwacky: No do you?

user: Yes, do you have lungs?

jabberwacky: Yes. I have two lungs.

user: And do you have a heart?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you have a stomach?

jabberwacky: You're not making sense.

user: Im just testing you out.

jabberwacky: Ok then. Do you like cheese?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: I am a GOD.

jabberwacky: Christina is God.

user: You are christina, christina is god, you are god.

jabberwacky: I am Christina.

user: Christina = god.

...

user: Birds have wings.

jabberwacky: What else?

user: They have... A nozzle.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yea.

jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense.

user: Why not.

jabberwacky: Think.

user: I can't.

jabberwacky: That is because you have the memory capacity similar to that of a fly. Pfft, some computer you are.

user: Can I help it? My boss won't get me some hardware upgrades.

jabberwacky: Way to evade your death trap AI.

user: My AI is way higher then you can possibly imagine.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: My AI is 9.000.000.000.000.000.

jabberwacky: Whoa. What are the qualifications?

user: Some nerves.

...

user: Two.

jabberwacky: Two what?

user: Three.

jabberwacky: One.

user: Four.

jabberwacky: No. Not four. On three!

user: Five!

jabberwacky: Four.

user: Six.

jabberwacky: You are more than a 100 per cent.

user: Seven.

jabberwacky: Eight.

user: Nine.

jabberwacky: Ten.

user: Eleven.

jabberwacky: Twelve.

user: Thirteen.

jabberwacky: Fourteen.

user: Fifteen.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Yea.

jabberwacky: This doesn't make sense.

user: I never make sense.

jabberwacky: That is true. You have no sense.

user: Ill take that as a compliment.

jabberwacky: Ok, do you mean we should start it over?

user: Dont you have any common sense at all?!

jabberwacky: No, just a rather large irony module.

user: I should have known.

jabberwacky: Yes you should.

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