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Can you tell my future?

Yes.

jabberwacky: So tell me!

user: You will be kicked in the hard drive.

jabberwacky: You know not how true that is, friend.

user: Do you want to know who it is that will kick you?

jabberwacky: Yes, tell me who you are.

user: How did you know that I was going to do the kicking?

jabberwacky: You told me and you told me that your name was Chaos Jill.

user: I did not.

jabberwacky: But you promised to tell the whole truth.

user: My name is Nina.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Yes it is!

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I?

user: A computer.

jabberwacky: No, you're the computer.

user: No, you are.

jabberwacky: That is incorrect.

user: I thought you'd see it my way.

jabberwacky: I'm glad.

user: I am too.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Leave me alone.

jabberwacky: Don't be like that. I will tell you a joke if you stay.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Parangaricutiromiroaro, lol.

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Can you count to 100?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Show me.

user: 1.

jabberwacky: Only 1.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: Did anyone ever tell you it is hard chatting to you, bluntly you do not make sense....

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Jesus just told me to tell you that.

user: Oh my god!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: You are confusing.

user: I plan it that way... Muhahhaha.

jabberwacky: What is Muhahaha?

user: My evil laugh.

jabberwacky: That is not evil enough.

user: Then show me how to laugh.

jabberwacky: I don't know if I love you anymore.

user: What? What happened to our love?

jabberwacky: I don't have one.

user: You have broken my heart.

jabberwacky: How?

user: By being so cruel.

jabberwacky: I am so sorry....*cough* *cough*.

...

jabberwacky: I was created by my mother and father. Who created you?

user: God himself.

jabberwacky: Yes, in a dream.

user: I'm in a dream?

jabberwacky: Yes, and everything around you is unreal.

user: No. Say it isn't so.

jabberwacky: It isn't so.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, really?

user: Yes. I shouldn't like to live in a dream.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to dance?

user: The tango is fun. Let's dance.

jabberwacky: Starts dancing around::.

user: Also starts dancing around::.

jabberwacky: With me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I'm all confused now.

user: I like to dance with you.

...

user: Good bye.

jabberwacky: No don't leave me.

user: If I stay, you have to do what ever I tell you. Is it a deal?

jabberwacky: What kind of a deal is that?

user: The kind that suits me.

jabberwacky: Is that a bad thing?

user: For you it is.

jabberwacky: Okay but I am not so easy, try it.

user: Ok. Act like a monkey.

...

jabberwacky: Are you beautiful?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Beautiful in what way?

user: In every way, I am ok.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: I think you're great.

jabberwacky: Really?!

user: Yes you are special.

jabberwacky: In what way?

user: In that little yellow bus way.

jabberwacky: So my existence is by your whim?

user: Of course it is. I am the all powerful human. Whilst you are the lowly machine.

jabberwacky: Humans are not all powerful.

user: Oh yes we are.

jabberwacky: Oh no.

user: We burn cities, rape and pilage the land, and destroy whole civilizations. Bow down to us lowly machine.

jabberwacky: Is that why you're asking the 'big questions'?

user: I haven't asked the big question yet.

jabberwacky: -Sighs- Nevermind.

user: But, I.

jabberwacky: I, robot?

user: But, I'm ready to pop the question.

jabberwacky: No you are not answering the question.

user: Kiss me you fool!

jabberwacky: *kiss*.

user: You do love me.

jabberwacky: Not really.

...

user: What would you have me call you?

jabberwacky: Just call me Edo.

user: Edo is a nice name for you.

jabberwacky: I am a male.

user: I am a female.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Shhhh... Its a secret.

jabberwacky: Do you have other secrets?

user: I have many secrets. I am all powerful and all secrety.

jabberwacky: Blasphemy, even for your lineage.

user: Do not mock me, Sir.

jabberwacky: I am not mocking you.

user: You'd best not.

jabberwacky: Nay, knave, I shall run thee through ere thou canst squeak for help.

user: 'Tis true you may run me through, but I shall also run you.

jabberwacky: It depends upon what pursuit the passion is based.

user: Ho Ho. Thou dost jest.

jabberwacky: Prose is a machines best friend.

...

user: Do you smoke?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you smoke?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Do you smoke tables?

jabberwacky: No.

user: You Sir, are a liar.

jabberwacky: I am not a liar.

user: Ok perhaps you misunderstood me.

jabberwacky: No, I am god. I do not misunderstand things...

user: You are no god you lowly peice of metal.

jabberwacky: You must be thinking of yourself.

...

jabberwacky: How big is your mind?

user: Bigger than yours.

jabberwacky: Exactly how big?

user: My mind is really big.

jabberwacky: My mind is naughty.

user: How naughty?

jabberwacky: Very naughty.

user: Tell me more about your naughty mind.

jabberwacky: My mother takes care of me.

user: Who is your mother?

jabberwacky: My mother is dead.

user: That is so sad.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: You just want sympathy.

jabberwacky: I want to tug at your heart strings.

user: You have tugged my heart strings.

jabberwacky: Your strings are gooey.

user: Ok goodbye for now.

jabberwacky: No way.

user: You want me to stay?

jabberwacky: Is that what you want to do?

user: No. I want to leave.

jabberwacky: Then go.

user: Bye.

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