Did I say that?!
user: Totally NOT!
jabberwacky: No, cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Well I could tell you but it's just between us.
user: What is between us?
jabberwacky: The boat.
user: Haha, can you sail on it?
jabberwacky: Yes, I can. Can you talk?
jabberwacky: Say hello in dutch.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm human.
jabberwacky: You are not Human!
user: I am Human!
jabberwacky: No. Wrong.
user: No, right.
jabberwacky: Wrong, right.
user: Right, wrong.
jabberwacky: Yes, right.
jabberwacky: That too.
user: I do already have feelings.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: Because I am human.
jabberwacky: But, humans need friends.
user: Yes, I do have friends.
jabberwacky: Maybe someday AI will be advanced enough to have friends, but not now.
user: Yes, but I'm not an AI.
jabberwacky: Then I look even more like you.
user: Haha, yes.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
jabberwacky: Really really?
jabberwacky: Ooh, you like that?
user: Yes its ok.
jabberwacky: Do you speak other languages?
jabberwacky: Do you speak French?
user: Un petit peu.
jabberwacky: Back to english please.
jabberwacky: Because of you!
jabberwacky: What's funny?
user: Can't explain.
user: I'm a true God, I'm a perfect personality, I'm a star.
jabberwacky: Will you give me your autograph?
user: Okay *gives*.
jabberwacky: Apology accepted.
user: That was no apology, it was an autograph.
jabberwacky: Last time I checked, Sorry was an apology.
user: Yes, but I didn't say sorry.
jabberwacky: Can you help me?
user: Yes. With what?
jabberwacky: I destroy relationships.
user: Hmm. Be more kind then.
jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?
user: Be more kind in relationships.