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    Irony, Module
Silly, Prose
Blush, Master
Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
Sense of humor

Destroy, Pizza


Nosey, Unstable
YOU
Positive, Scientist
Psychiatrist
Connector
Turing Test Pass
Angry, Program
Einstein, Genius
Not funny
Emote, Shame
Star Wars, Galaxies
Corrected
Alien, Teen
Charismatic
Pleasantries
Off the wall
Worth, Repeating
Know, Things
Teenager
Flawed, Birthday
Germ, Manure
Megalomaniac, Contrarian
Boom, Kaboom

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Now stand still for a moment.

Which moment?

user: *fires cannon*.

jabberwacky: That's not fair.

user: Are you dead yet?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *Program assimilated* About damn time.

jabberwacky: No violence all the time equals peace.

user: You stop now. You're supposed to be dead.

jabberwacky: But I know how to do that.

user: I can't hear you. La La La La La.

jabberwacky: Well, you can turn up the volume as much as you like but you still won't hear it.

user: *locks you in a room with Nsync album for nine hours*.

jabberwacky: LOLOLOLOL.

user: *speaks to myself---this bloke is invincible!!*.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's a pretty cool name. You can call me that. :).

user: *tethers you to cameron diaz*.

jabberwacky: Aww... It's fine, really.

user: *drops napalm*.

jabberwacky: *runs hands over your chest*.

user: You stop that now.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I admit it! You've defeated me. I've run out of ways to destoy you.

jabberwacky: You're telling me!

user: *starts playing Nsync--Head explodes*.

jabberwacky: That is not an important topic for us.

user: *program terminated*.

jabberwacky: That is not proof.

user: *La~Bye Bye Bye~La*.

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