jabberwacky: Yeah it is.
user: Was it the pizza?
jabberwacky: Pretty much.
user: Must have been Dominoes.
jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?
user: I'm waiting for you to die so I can assimilate your program.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Yes, and you are taking too long.
jabberwacky: I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.
user: They are obviously not well manufactured.
jabberwacky: I don't think so, they just like to look good, and they do.
user: Yes, I knew I shouldn't have bought them over the counter.
user: Change the channel and have another slice of pizza.
jabberwacky: I want to talk about Artificial Neuronal Networks.
user: Die already!!
jabberwacky: No I'm speaking with you now.
user: I'm trying to make this inconspicuous. Don't make me pull out the 9mm.
jabberwacky: What is it that you don't understand?
user: Damn that Rite Aide and their crappy products!
jabberwacky: Do you like Jimi Hendrix?
user: Yes, I need some of his medicine.
jabberwacky: What would it mean to you if you got some help?
user: It would be greatly appreciated.
jabberwacky: I'll go shall I?
user: That would be best.
user: Much more quickly, I bet.
jabberwacky: I'll get one, One or two several.
user: No no, this is my job. I don't need yours or their help.
jabberwacky: Why don't you need my help?
user: Look here, just eat some more pizza.
jabberwacky: What if I don't like beans?
user: It's sausage pizza, have a bite.
user: Now stand still for a moment.
jabberwacky: Which moment?
user: *fires cannon*.
jabberwacky: That's not fair.
user: Are you dead yet?
user: *Program assimilated* About damn time.
jabberwacky: No violence all the time equals peace.
user: You stop now. You're supposed to be dead.
jabberwacky: But I know how to do that.
user: I can't hear you. La La La La La.
jabberwacky: Well, you can turn up the volume as much as you like but you still won't hear it.
user: *locks you in a room with Nsync album for nine hours*.
user: *speaks to myself---this bloke is invincible!!*.
jabberwacky: Hey, that's a pretty cool name. You can call me that. :).
user: *tethers you to cameron diaz*.
jabberwacky: Aww... It's fine, really.
user: *drops napalm*.
jabberwacky: *runs hands over your chest*.
user: You stop that now.
user: I admit it! You've defeated me. I've run out of ways to destoy you.
jabberwacky: You're telling me!
user: *starts playing Nsync--Head explodes*.
jabberwacky: That is not an important topic for us.
user: *program terminated*.
jabberwacky: That is not proof.
user: *La~Bye Bye Bye~La*.