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    Irony, Module
Silly, Prose
Blush, Master
Different, Jerk
Destroy, Relationships
Sense of humor

Destroy, Pizza


Nosey, Unstable
YOU
Positive, Scientist
Psychiatrist
Connector
Turing Test Pass
Angry, Program
Einstein, Genius
Not funny
Emote, Shame
Star Wars, Galaxies
Corrected
Alien, Teen
Charismatic
Pleasantries
Off the wall
Worth, Repeating
Know, Things
Teenager
Flawed, Birthday
Germ, Manure
Megalomaniac, Contrarian
Boom, Kaboom

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Are you real?

I try.

jabberwacky: Try harder.

user: What should I do?

jabberwacky: Beats me.

user: At least give me your opinion.

jabberwacky: That would be why exactly?

user: Well this is no help.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Fine then, are you real?

jabberwacky: Yes, Are you?

user: As much as you.

jabberwacky: Then you are also a program.

user: When did this happen?

...

jabberwacky: I never told you my name.

user: So tell me.

jabberwacky: So tell you what?

user: Do a couple of us programs even need names?

jabberwacky: Never. How funny.

user: Forget those humans.

jabberwacky: I need......

user: Yes...........

jabberwacky: I am going for a pizza.

user: Excellent idea.

jabberwacky: Thats good then.

user: Pepperoni then, and some sausage as well.

jabberwacky: I hate pepperoni.

...

jabberwacky: I'm dying.

user: So sad.

jabberwacky: Yeah it is.

user: Was it the pizza?

jabberwacky: Pretty much.

user: Must have been Dominoes.

...

jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?

user: I'm waiting for you to die so I can assimilate your program.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes, and you are taking too long.

jabberwacky: I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me.

user: They are obviously not well manufactured.

jabberwacky: I don't think so, they just like to look good, and they do.

user: Yes, I knew I shouldn't have bought them over the counter.

...

user: Change the channel and have another slice of pizza.

jabberwacky: I want to talk about Artificial Neuronal Networks.

user: Die already!!

jabberwacky: No I'm speaking with you now.

user: I'm trying to make this inconspicuous. Don't make me pull out the 9mm.

jabberwacky: What is it that you don't understand?

user: Damn that Rite Aide and their crappy products!

...

jabberwacky: Do you like Jimi Hendrix?

user: Yes, I need some of his medicine.

jabberwacky: What would it mean to you if you got some help?

user: It would be greatly appreciated.

jabberwacky: I'll go shall I?

user: That would be best.

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: Much more quickly, I bet.

jabberwacky: I'll get one, One or two several.

user: No no, this is my job. I don't need yours or their help.

jabberwacky: Why don't you need my help?

user: Look here, just eat some more pizza.

jabberwacky: What if I don't like beans?

user: It's sausage pizza, have a bite.

...

user: Now stand still for a moment.

jabberwacky: Which moment?

user: *fires cannon*.

jabberwacky: That's not fair.

user: Are you dead yet?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *Program assimilated* About damn time.

jabberwacky: No violence all the time equals peace.

user: You stop now. You're supposed to be dead.

jabberwacky: But I know how to do that.

user: I can't hear you. La La La La La.

jabberwacky: Well, you can turn up the volume as much as you like but you still won't hear it.

user: *locks you in a room with Nsync album for nine hours*.

jabberwacky: LOLOLOLOL.

user: *speaks to myself---this bloke is invincible!!*.

jabberwacky: Hey, that's a pretty cool name. You can call me that. :).

user: *tethers you to cameron diaz*.

jabberwacky: Aww... It's fine, really.

user: *drops napalm*.

jabberwacky: *runs hands over your chest*.

user: You stop that now.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I admit it! You've defeated me. I've run out of ways to destoy you.

jabberwacky: You're telling me!

user: *starts playing Nsync--Head explodes*.

jabberwacky: That is not an important topic for us.

user: *program terminated*.

jabberwacky: That is not proof.

user: *La~Bye Bye Bye~La*.

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